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    grin Jokes Competition May 2011




    Is Bar App ko
    Ami or bachey per jokes share karne hain.


    Rules :


    1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
    2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
    3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 May hai.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    Maan bete se: tum dawa pee ker kyon uchal rahay ho?
    Beta: kyon ke dawa peenay se pehlay mein isko hilana bhool geya tha.


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    ek dulhan kaam nahi karti thi maa bety se boli k mein jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehny dein mein dy deta hun. is tarha isko sharam ayegi. jub maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hun us py dulhan boli k larne ki kiya baat hai ek din app dein ek din ammi dengi..



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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011


    Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
    Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?

    Papa- Nahi beta

    Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakar laye.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    Maa , Bache se : Beta jab kabhi koi larki bus mai khari dekho ko uth kar usko bethne k liye Seat de diya karo...

    Agle din bacha rota howa aya aur kaha ik larki ne usko mara jab ke us ne bethne k liy seat offer ki thi

    Maa : Aajkal ki larkiyan bhi na , wese tum bethy kaha thy beta ?

    Bacha Massomyat se..

    Papa ki goud mei

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    ایک بچہ روتا ہوا ماں کے پاس آیا اور ماں نے پوچھا بیٹا کیا ہوا؟۔
    بچہ ابا اپنے کمرے میں تصویر لٹکا رہے تھے کہ ہتھوڑی ان کے انگوٹھے پر جا لگی۔
    ماں بیٹا یہ تو معمولی چوٹ ہو گی، اس میں رونے والی کونسی بات ہے تمہیں تو باپ پر ہنسنا چاہیے تھا۔
    بچہ ماں، میں ہنسا ہی تو تھا۔

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    Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    YfqwS - Jokes Competition May 2011
    Bgxof - Jokes Competition May 2011


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    Mom: Beta khana khayega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom:ice creame khaiyega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!



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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011


    Molvi sahab ( bacche se):
    parho beta H se halwa, han shabash halaq se nikalo halwa

    Bacche ki maan ne andar se ghabraa kar kaha:
    Molvi sahab aap bacchay k halaq se ehalwa na nikalwayen... main aap ko aur bnadeti hun.





    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition May 2011

    ..!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2011

    Maa: Beta tum apne baal kyun nhi katwate?




    Beta: Kyun?



    Maa: Beta log rishte k liye tumhri behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe pasand kar jate hai...




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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