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Thread: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

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    grin Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011




    Comp Main 10 Members ne participate kiya.
    jis ki sharing ap ko pasand aye vote kijeye


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    Ek member ek hi bar vote kr skta hi.
    Aap apni sharing ko vote nahi kar sktey.
    Vote krney ki last date 28th May 2011 hai.

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    Sadaf


    Maan bete se: tum dawa pee ker kyon uchal rahay ho?
    Beta: kyon ke dawa peenay se pehlay mein isko hilana bhool geya tha.



    Anchal



    ek dulhan kaam nahi karti thi maa bety se boli k mein jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehny dein mein dy deta hun. is tarha isko sharam ayegi. jub maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hun us py dulhan boli k larne ki kiya baat hai ek din app dein ek din ammi dengi..




    naz


    Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
    Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?

    Papa- Nahi beta

    Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakar laye.



    Killer


    Maa , Bache se : Beta jab kabhi koi larki bus mai khari dekho ko uth kar usko bethne k liye Seat de diya karo...

    Agle din bacha rota howa aya aur kaha ik larki ne usko mara jab ke us ne bethne k liy seat offer ki thi

    Maa : Aajkal ki larkiyan bhi na , wese tum bethy kaha thy beta ?

    Bacha Massomyat se..

    Papa ki goud mei




    ~**IRFAN ~**



    ایک بچہ روتا ہوا ماں کے پاس آیا اور ماں نے پوچھا “بیٹا کیا ہوا؟”۔
    بچہ “ابا اپنے کمرے میں تصویر لٹکا رہے تھے کہ ہتھوڑی ان کے انگوٹھے پر جا لگی”۔
    ماں “بیٹا یہ تو معمولی چوٹ ہو گی، اس میں رونے والی کونسی بات ہے تمہیں تو باپ پر ہنسنا چاہیے تھا”۔
    بچہ “ماں، میں ہنسا ہی تو تھا”۔

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    ~princess~


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    Rabi


    Mom: Beta khana khayega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom:ice creame khaiyega? /u
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!







    LoViNg IrFaN




    Molvi sahab ( bacche se):
    parho beta H se halwa, han shabash halaq se nikalo halwa

    Bacche ki maan ne andar se ghabraa kar kaha:
    Molvi sahab aap bacchay k halaq se ehalwa na nikalwayen... main aap ko aur bnadeti hun.







    seven tiles



    Maa: Beta tum apne baal kyun nhi katwate?




    Beta: Kyun?



    Maa: Beta log rishte k liye tumhri behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe pasand kar jate hai...

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    *~٭Arham٭~*



    ik 20 sala larki ne apni MAAN se po0cha...
    Ami jaan aapki ummar kitni hai..?
    Maan ne jawaab dia Mera khyal hai meri ummar 30 saal se kuch he kam hai ...

    Ami jaan ( Beti ne bari sanjeedgi se kaha )
    Yaqeenan woh din bhi aa jayega jab meri ummar aapki ummar se zyada ho jayegii

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    voted

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    voted
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    Yaad Teri Orh Ker Main So Gaya
    Khawab Ka Der Khul Gaya Barish Ke Baad

    Chand Dekh Ker Badloon Ki Qaid Main
    Ik Sitara Ro Deya Barish Ke Baad




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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    voted...

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    Voted
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for May Comp 2011

    Voted....




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
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