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    Pagal Jokes Competition June 2011




    Is month ap ko wo JOkes jo Crickters wagera per hotey hain wo share karne hain.

    Rules :


    1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
    2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
    3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 June hai.
    4 ... Please be advised that there will be no poll for deciding the competition winner. From now on Admin Jury will decide who the winner for each competition is.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    Sachins son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.

    Sachins wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    Phone Call for Shohaib Malik:
    Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
    Wife :"Can I talk to Shohaib this is his wife."
    Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
    Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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    funny pic india vs pakistan cricket semi final - Jokes Competition June 2011

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    Teacher told all students
    in a class to write an essay
    on a cricket match.

    All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

    Bgxof - Jokes Competition June 2011


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    *Pak Players E-Mail Address’s:

    Salman Butt-
    In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com

    Kamran Akmal-
    Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com

    Younis Khan-
    Useless@ All_Levels.Com

    Shoaib Malik-
    Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com

    Misbah-Ul-Haq-
    Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com

    Mohammad Yousuf:
    30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com

    Inazamam Ul Haq:
    1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com

    Shahid Afridi-
    Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com

    Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan-
    Always4enemy_Service@Free.Com

    Fawad Alam-
    Why-I-M-There@God_Knows.Com

    Umar Gul-
    Yorker_Master@T20.Com

    Shoaib Akhtar-
    Found@Pcb-Head_Office.Com

    Danish Kaneria
    Available_Only@ Test_Level.Com..

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    Dhoni to Sanggakara:

    Ajj mere pass tind hai..
    ......Plastic ki trophy hai..
    Tumhare paas kya hai?
    .
    Sanggakara: mere pass Maaaaaaaa
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    Linga hai.. 3 - Jokes Competition June 2011

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
    Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
    will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

    After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
    Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
    them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

    After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
    Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
    well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
    attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

    After Afridi bowled some overs,
    Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England
    bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
    next match."

    At the end of the match,
    Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"

    Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
    bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."

    Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"

    Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    5 captains are standing in a room boasting about their teams batting skills:

    austrailian captain: hum to sirf 4 marte hain

    england captain: to kia , hum to sirf 6 marte hain

    south african captain: lo bhai, yeh kia hum to 4 aur 6 marte hain

    indian captain: (sees the best has been taken so shrugs and says) hum to bhai style marte hain

    everyone looks at the relaxed pakistani captain who says: hum to seedha coach marte hain
    mera libas hai tu zps3e44c641 - Jokes Competition June 2011

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2011

    Worldcup harne k baad.
    Misbah ki ammi ne us se kaha:”Beta bazar se dahi la do
    misbah ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren ge is liye burqa pehen k nikla.
    Bazar puhncha hi tha k ek orat ne us se pucha.
    “Tum Misbah ho na?”
    Us ne ghabra k kaha
    Nhi to.
    Us orat ne kaha:”daro mat Me umar gul hon!
    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - Jokes Competition June 2011


    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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