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    Jokes Competition July 2011

    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ko
    "Bewakoofoon(stupids)" per jokes share kernay hain

    Rules :


    1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
    2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
    3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 July hai.
    4 ... Please be advised that there will be no poll for deciding the competition winner. From now on Admin Jury will decide who the winner for each competition is.
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Jokes Competition July 2011

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    aik bewaqoof nay A.C LAGWAYA
    kisi nay kaha: aap ko tou sardi buhat lagti thi



    bewaqoof : jinab hum nay A.C ulta lagwaya hay garm hawa andar jati hay aur thandi bahar
    if u ♥ cooking then check Dis OuT

    ***COOKING BLOG***

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    Agr Koi Tmhare Paas Aye Or Kahy
    Tum Bewaqoof Ho
    To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
    UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
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    .
    Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin.
    Teri mharbani….
    Forgiveness Bring Inner Peace....!!!!

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    Dr nay 1 pagal se poocha

    Tum chhat se kyun latak rahe ho?

    Pagal : me 1 bulb hun


    Dr: to jal kyun nhi rahe


    Pagal: bewaqoof ye pakistan he
    load shedding horhi he




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
    Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
    Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

    Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
    “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    Sardar to his friend: Kal me ne easy load walon ko bewaqoof banaya hai

    Friend: Wo kesay?




    Sardar: me ne usko 1000 rupau dya or galar number likhwa dya

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    lolzzzz aneeza

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    Pyar me "Zuban" chup ho
    to "Ankhen" bolti hain
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "ankhen chup hon to "Dil"
    bolta hy.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Aur agr Dil chup ho to
    malom hy kon bolta hy
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    kon??
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    Bewakoof.
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    Molvi bolta hy
    "4 tkbir namaz e jnaza






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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    aik bewakoof road pr kuch tlaash kr rha tha k aik shaks ny us sy pucha k kia talash kr rhy ho.
    bewakoof ny kaha k meri sui ghar my gir gai hy woh talaash kr rha hun
    admi ny kaha k ghar pr gumi hy to yahan kun dhund rhy ho
    bewakuf bola ghar pr andhaira hy is liaya

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition July 2011

    FUTURE PLANNING

    Once Oldman waiting 4 Train sitting
    at Bench.
    A Boy
    came & asked Time.
    0ldman refuse
    2 tell Time
    Boy insisted
    again n again
    But Oldman denied
    Boy asked Reason?
    Oldman :
    If i tell U the Time, then
    u will ask abt Me
    my name
    job etc
    Then
    I ask about u
    both of us will be frank.
    By chance u
    may get seat wid me.
    Then u may get down at my station.
    My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
    She will meet u
    She is beautiful
    U may fall in love wid her
    she too
    Then
    she insist me 2 marry u
    &
    Em sorry
    I m nt silly
    I dont want a poor son-in-law
    who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
    Time

    Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay.....

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