0) Teacher in furious mood said,
" Write down your name and father of your name"
1) Seeing the Principal just passed by
teacher tells the class:
" Stop shouting in the class the
Principal just passed away"
2 Father to son:
" Will you hang that calander or else
I'll HANG MYSELF."
3. Chemistry Head of Deptt comes and tell
My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter.
last one fit hai