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    The Four Cats

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were

    The first man was an Engineer,
    The second man was an Accountant,
    The third man was a Chemist, and
    The fourth man was a Government Employee.

    To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
    "T-square, do your stuff."

    T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better . He called his cat and said,

    "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

    Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. She divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

    Everyone agreed that was good.

    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
    "Measure, do your stuff."

    Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said,
    "What can your cat do?"

    The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."

    Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

    Ate the cookies........

    Drank the milk........

    Sh*t on the paper.......

    Screwed the other three cats.......

    Claimed she injured her back while doing so......

    Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

    Put in for Workers Compensation..................and

    Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............


    AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
    Last edited by true friend; 24-07-2011 at 11:02 AM.

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    Default Re: for cats

    namilakerudaslogose - for cats

    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Default Re: for cats

    hahahahaha

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    Default Re: for cats

    koi parh ker batana
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    abay latifon ki kitab hi na khareed lain itta lamba parhnay say acha

    chotay lateefay share karoo takay fata fat hans k agay barhain
    haters gonna hate - for cats
    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay
    gifbinhatersgonnahate - for cats

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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