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    grin Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Assalam O Alaikum Wr Wb

    iss month(August) app ko *santa banta* per Jokes share kernay hain .

    Rules
    1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.

    2)Competition ki last date 21 August hay.

    3) Winner Admin(Naz,Sheem) decide karin gee.
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Santa calls up White House & says-I want to be the next President of the USA.

    Obama-Are you an idiot?

    Santa-Why? Is it compulsory?

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Santa:- 'Which is better?
    Google or Yahoo..?'
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    Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
    Google'...
    if u ♥ cooking then check Dis OuT

    ***COOKING BLOG***

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
    Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye…
    Alhamdullilah

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    santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto

    a man asks snta

    why are u removing a wheel from ur auto


    santa : cnt u read the doa

    parking is only 2 wheel

    hehehehe
    Bgxof - Jokes Competition Of August 2011


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    interviewer: let me check your english...Tell me opposite...

    Good

    Santa : BAD

    Interviewer : come

    Santa : GO

    Interviewer : Ugly

    Santa : pichli hansi - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : Pichli??? surprise - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Santa : Ugli rolling20on20the20floor - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : Shut up :@

    Santa : keep talking rolling20on20the20floor - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : ok now stop these all

    Santa : now carry on these all

    Interviewer : abay chup ho ja.... chup ho ja... chup ho ja

    Santa : abay bolta reh .....bolta reh ....bolta reh 10 - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : Aray yaar...!!!

    Santa : aray Dushman big20grin - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : Get out

    Santa : come in big20grin - Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Interviewer : you are rejected

    Santa : I am selected batting20eyeleshes - Jokes Competition Of August 2011
    Last edited by Raniii; 03-08-2011 at 04:49 PM.
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    Ultimate logic of Santa
    Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
    Santa: Onion.
    Banta: How?
    Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

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    Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
    Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
    Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.'


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011


    Santa ek dafa apni mehbooba se milne gya
    aur apne pyar ka izhar karte hwe bola "I Love You" aur foran gir para

    Mehbooba:
    Aap ko kya hwa... achanak kese gir gye?

    Santa:
    I fall in love



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    ..!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of August 2011

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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