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    Default Satan's visit to Church

    A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting
    in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
    the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
    entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
    evil incarnate.

    Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman
    who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the
    fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

    So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

    "Nope, sure aint!" said the man.

    "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

    "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
    AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

    "Yep" was the calm reply.

    "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

    "Nope" .

    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
    afraid of me?"

    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years.
    2vv6ss1 - Satan's visit to Church

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    /suicide ...

    /bomb blast

    /train k neechay

    /phansi
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    Default Re: Satan's visit to Church

    hehe..
    2vv6ss1 - Satan's visit to Church

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    DUA...MUST READ AND MUST FORWARD



    Then Which Of The Favours Of Your LORD Will You Deny?

    "Be In This World As If You Were A Stranger Or A Traveler"
    (Bukhari)






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