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    Default Joke Competition Of Oct 2011

    Assalam O ALaikum

    Iss month app ko Professor per jokes share karney hain


    Rules

    1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.


    2)Competition ki last date 21 Oct hay.


    3) Winner Admin(Naz,Sheem) decide karin gee.

    Last edited by Raniii; 29-09-2011 at 05:59 PM.
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Joke Competition Of Oct 2011

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Prof: Samandar main Nimbo ka Darakht ho tu Tum Kaisay Nimbo Toro Gay?

    Stdnt: Kabutar Ban Kar

    Prof: Insaan ko Kabutar Teri Maan Banaye Gi?

    Stdnt: Tu Samandar Main Darakht Tera Baap Lagaye Ga

    2dnmmf - Joke Competition Of Oct 2011

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    Nurse: "Congratulations, you are a father now"
    Profeseer said: "Thank you, but please don't tell my wife. i want to give her a surprise"

    Last edited by ~*zaib*~; 06-10-2011 at 05:51 PM.

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    Aik ghaib dimagh professor sahab ne akhbar mein apni be waqt moat ki khabbar parhi tau foran notice lagwaya k tamam tulba dua ke liye hall mein aa jayen..

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    Aik larki apni saheli se: Aaj tumharey shauhar bahut khubsurat nazar aa rahey hain, shayad iss ki wajah unka nayaa suite hai..

    Saheli: Jee naheen, balkey mere shauhar hi naye hain.. icon biggrin - Joke Competition Of Oct 2011

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*zaib*~ View Post
    Friend:sadarji aapko kabhi kisisse
    pyar hua!
    Sardarji:haa, yaar, par vo mantihi nahi hai!
    Friend:kya kehti hai vo?
    Sardarji:kehti hai"I Love You Too"pata nahi
    ye doosra kaun hai!!!!!!!!!
    ??????????????
    professor per jokes share karney hain.
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Joke Competition Of Oct 2011

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Aik ghaib dimagh professor mutalae mein masroof the ke
    mulazim aya aur bola bahir andhee ayee hai professor sb be
    khyali mein bole acha un se kaho mein thoree dair bad aa raha hoon
    Alhamdullilah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Precious Pearl View Post

    ??????????????
    professor per jokes share karney hain.

    hain main nay tu professer per hi kiya tha ye sardar wala kesay ban gya

    hain kahin main bhi tu professer tu nahi ban gai na

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    Teacher: Agar aap apni ammi ko “Mum” kaho ge to ammi se bari khala aur choti khala ko kiya kaho ge"?
    Student: Bari khala ko “Maximum” aur choti ko “Minimum"”


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