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    Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify....smile - Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify30 - Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    1. Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

    2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

    3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

    4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

    5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

    6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

    7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Shameem, Naeem, Ajmal , Akmal etc.)

    8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

    9. You take snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'

    10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving some one's house.

    11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

    12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, or new couch.

    13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

    14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used. As it is meant for a special occasion that never happens.

    15. You use vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

    16. You use grocery bags to hold the garbage.

    17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

    18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)

    19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

    20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker or both.

    21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

    22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

    23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

    24. You never learned how to stand in a queue.

    25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are travelling by bus, train or plane.

    26. You only make long distance calls after 11pm

    27. Your conversation is laced with "expert opinions" to religion even while talking about t he most mundane and insignificant matters.

    28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Auntie.

    29. When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover another distant cousin .

    30.You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

    31. Its embarrassing if you're invited to a wedding with less than 600 people.

    32. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

    33. You don't engage in dialogue. You don't pay the slightest attention to what the other person is saying. You impatiently wait for them to stop speaking so you can blurt out your piece.

    34. You have strong opinions on everything under the sun. But when it comes to decision making, you allow issues to reach a crisis point and panic set in before you decide to act.

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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    Quite Interesting :cz:

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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    some are tue

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    Pakistanio ki sab sey bari pehchan yeh hai k woh apna aur apnay heroes ka mazak uranay mei koi qabahat mehsoos nahi kertay.
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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Passenger View Post
    Pakistanio ki sab sey bari pehchan yeh hai k woh apna aur apnay heroes ka mazak uranay mei koi qabahat mehsoos nahi kertay.
    Jee Nahi aap ki baat se mutafiq nahi hun...!!!

    pakistani eik to apne behave or dusre apne language structure se phechane jate hain.....!!!

    Or heroes ka mazak dusre b urate hain Sirf Pakistani nahi
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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    Mera Sar kisi jhoole ki tarhan yon yon Gool Gool Ghoom gaya hai

    ye you you you you Parh Parh k

    kia Pakao Post hai

    maxi 10 to 12 Lines hoti

    boht over ho gaya hai,ye to dimag koshk karne wali post hai,ab muje Makhaan wali Lassi Charhani Pare gi ta k koch Tarawahat to mile dimag ko.

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    Is Type ki postingzz say ham kia sabitt karnaa chahttay hain.....?





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    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Passenger View Post
    Pakistanio ki sab sey bari pehchan yeh hai k woh apna aur apnay heroes ka mazak uranay mei koi qabahat mehsoos nahi kertay.
    agreed

    pata nahi aisa q hota hai but aisa hota hai aur proud b feel kya jata hai in sab chezon par


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    Default Re: Why Pakistanis are easy to Identify

    Quote Originally Posted by singer_zuhaib View Post
    Mera Sar kisi jhoole ki tarhan yon yon Gool Gool Ghoom gaya hai

    ye you you you you Parh Parh k

    kia Pakao Post hai

    maxi 10 to 12 Lines hoti

    boht over ho gaya hai,ye to dimag koshk karne wali post hai,ab muje Makhaan wali Lassi Charhani Pare gi ta k koch Tarawahat to mile dimag ko.
    length waqai main buhat he zada hai

    10 12 lines tak kafi tha ye

    mane b bas itna he parha


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    Quote Originally Posted by sarfraz_qamar View Post
    Is Type ki postingzz say ham kia sabitt karnaa chahttay hain.....?
    just for fun


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