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Thread: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

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    glass Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008



    iss month ka competition b bohat he shandaar raha jesay k iss bar 14 members nay participate kiya

    ab baari aati hai polling ki toh plz iss naik kaam mein b barrh charrh kar hissa lein.

    1...sirf Aik he Joke ko vote diya jasakta hai.

    2...Members apni share ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.

    3...Polling ki last date 28th Sep Hai.
    alonealone - Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

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    Hijab

    Teacher : Sach aur Veham may kya farq hay?
    Student : Aap hamay parah rahi hain, yeh sach hay HAm parh rahey hain, yeh aap ka veham hay



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    Maha Khan


    Teacher (shagird se) kal tum sk00l kyun nahi aay ?

    Shagird : Teacher kal buhut teiz barish h0 rahi thi. isi liye nahi aa saka.

    Teacher : mujhe english mein bata0.

    Shagird : it was raining very very heavy, gud gud pani with cham cham, d0wn the kicher, my pair phisling, thalle mera basta, utte i am, ais wastay master sahib i n0t c0me


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    naz


    Teacher: Sache Dil Se Jo Bhi Dua Mangi Jaye wo qabol hoti hia .

    Student: Rehne dai Miss Agar Aisa Hota Tu App Meri Biwi Hoti.

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    shabbirh




    In our district Bahawalnagar; is a small town named "Yateem wala". in its reference a Khan's joke is famous; i share it here.

    Khan sahib ko yateem wala jaana tha lekan town ka naam bhool jata hey .

    bus main conductor ney poochaa......... khan sahin kidhar jaata hey.

    khan........... bata hey aik minit..... phir aana

    After some time

    Conductor: Khan G kidhar jaana hey

    Khan: oey ham tum ko thori dair baad batata hey


    Again after sometime conductor asked

    Khan: oey bhai hm ko udhar jaana hey jis ka "mai baap nahi hay"

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    ~*Heer*~


    9a - Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

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    baby_princess33


    Sardar:


    Ek Din Hum Un K Gher Gay to wo Soye Huay Thay


    Ek Din wo Hamaray Gher Aye to Hum Soye huay thay...



    MORAL: Jasa Karoge wesa Bharogy



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    dangerous tears


    Teacher: Murghi Ka BAcha Egg MAin se KAise NIkla

    Sardar: Yeh to Koi Bari Baat NAhi......

    Ziyada Interesting Baat Yeh Hai k Woh Is MAin Ghusa KAise.....

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    sheem

    Teacher:Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maayain Hoti Hain ?

    Student: 4

    Teacher : Kon kon si ?

    Student : 1 wo Maa jis nay paida kiya

    1 wo Maa jis nay parhna sikhaya

    1 Hamari dharti Maa

    aur

    1 wo Jis ke baret Main Ami raat ko hamarey hath main mobile dekh ker
    kehti hain

    "Raat De 2 vajey keri Maa naal galan karda peya hain"

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    Silent Tears



    Musalman Student Se Kehta Hai





    Hum Murdon Ko Jalaate Hain Aur Tum Dafnaate Ho





    Bataao Kyun????





    Musalman Says : Sir Khazaana Dabaaya Jaata Hai





    Aur Kachra Jalaaya Jaata Hai


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    SiLenT ScReaM


    one teacher told to her students ''

    k pyare bacho jo modran bachy hoty hain wo apni mama ko mom dady ko dad

    n anti ko ant kahty hain

    then a student said to teacher '' madam phir to hum aj say ap ko mad kahian

    gay...

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    mbadarkhan


    Pathan: Miss Ap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Kyu Ki Thi Kia Kam Tha Mujh Se?
    Teacher: Mai Ne To Koi Call Nahi Ki...!
    Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyon Likha Tha "1 Miss Call".

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    un4getable

    25tf1mo - Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008



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    ~*Dua*~


    Pg2509 - Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

    Voted

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

    voted......

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

    Voted
    "Oh Allah, Forgive my Sins and give me strength that

    I can stay on Siraat-al-Mustaqeem - Aameen"


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Sep 2008

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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