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    Funny Joke - Baking cookies with your cat!

    Baking Cookies (with your cat)
    1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
    2. Get cup of coffee.
    3. Get cat off of cookbook.
    4. Find that special recipe.
    5. Get cats nose out of coffee mug.
    6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
    7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
    8. Break eggs in small bowl.
    9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
    10. Answer the phone.
    11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
    12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
    13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
    14. Throw flour out and get more.
    15. Preheat oven for cookies.
    16. Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now.
    Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
    17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
    18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
    19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled
    and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
    20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
    21. Can sense cat is angry.
    22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
    23. Get bandages to cover more scratches
    on arms and legs.
    24. Cleanup bathroom.
    25. Hear a thump in kitchen Oh Golly now what?
    26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
    27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
    28. Step on cats tail and get bitten.
    29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!
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    oh nooooooooooooooooo

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    oho

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    good 1
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    haaawwww


    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    v nicy

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