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    A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

    The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

    Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

    Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "

    Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    The man turned to his wife and yelled, "**** YOUR MOUTH!"

    The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
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    Default Re: ~!~Biwi Ho Mager A Si Na Ho~!~

    Funny...

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    yes it's is funny

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    acha howa uss k sth tu

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