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    Joke on Hard Disk, Ram, Virus Women to choose as

    1. Hard --Disk woman : Ye hamesha sab kuch
    yaad rakhti hai.

    2. RAM Woman ; Mooh ferte he ye sab kuch
    aapke bare ma bhool jaati hai.

    3. Windows Woman: Kisi kaam ki nahin per
    iske bagair guzara bhi nahn.

    4. Screen Saver
    Woman: Waise to kisi kam ki nahin still
    still she has lots of fun.

    5. Internet Woman: Difficult to Access.

    6. Multimedia Woman: Khaternaak Cheezon ko
    khoobsurat banane main maahir.

    7. CD ROM Woman : Fast ! Very Fast.

    8. E.Mail Woman : Iski kahi 10 baton main
    se 8 batan, bina matlab ki hoti hain.

    9. VIRUS Woman : Isko Biwi bhi kahte hain.
    Iski haqiqat jan ne tak aapke system ka
    Band baj Chuka hota hai.


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    Default Re: Joke on Hard Disk, Ram, Virus Women to choose

    aab itni b nahi hoti khatarnaak

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    Ik Muhabbat ko amar karna tha.....

    to ye socha k ..... ab bichar jaye..!!!!


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    Default Re: Joke on Hard Disk, Ram, Virus Women to choose

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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