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    snow Israeli policy...

    What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

    The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the
    coffee shop for good.

    The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

    The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

    The Israeli will:

    (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

    (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure

    (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using
    germ-weapons.

    (4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.

    (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups
    of coffee.

    (6)Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

    (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from
    Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinian houses and randomly
    shoot Palestinians.

    (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of
    one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

    (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making
    him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

    (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still,
    not even sympathizing with the Israeli nation

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    5 rupay ki coffee k liye itti maghaz mari
    haters gonna hate - Israeli policy...
    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay
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    thanx 4 vstng

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    Default Re: Israeli policy...

    hmmmmmmmm





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    well said.......

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    sigpic317 6 - Israeli policy...

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    itna syaaaapa

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    kamina hai israel

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    Hmmm bat tu sach hai kar tu yehe rahe hain pori market krli inho ne apni krte krte

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Bean View Post
    5 rupay ki coffee k liye itti maghaz mari
    israil hai kuch b karlega


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