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    Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

    Assalam O ALaikum

    Iss month app ko Doctor per jokes share karney hain


    Rules

    1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.


    2)Competition ki last date 21 Nov hay.


    3) Winner Admin(Naz,Sheem) decide karin gee.
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
    Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
    Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
    Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai

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    Doctor: Dawai pee li thi na?
    Vaibhav: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to Lal thi.
    Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na?
    Vaibhav- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi.
    Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na?
    Vaibhav- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi.
    Doctor- abey gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na?
    Vaibhav- arre Dr. sahab peeliya (juandice) to mujhe tha!
    Doctor- !?!?!?


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    Aik Aadmi malaria se kaanp raha tha..

    Doctor:
    kia huwa hai?


    Uske bete ne kaha:
    Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
    Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.


    Last edited by Raniii; 06-11-2011 at 10:34 PM.

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

    ..!!


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    Default Re: Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by LoViNg IrFaN View Post

    Aik Aadmi malaria se kaanp raha tha..


    Doctor:
    kia huwa hai?


    Uske bete ne kaha:
    Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
    Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

    ye pathan joke me nai aata ?
    Last edited by Raniii; 06-11-2011 at 10:34 PM.
    sigpic14889 6 - Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

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    Default Re: Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

    Ek"Adme" Doctr k pas gaya or bola k ghr ja kr mreez check KRNy k kitny pesy lo gay?

    Doctr:Rs.300

    Adme: utho chalen.

    Doctor or Adme doctor ki motrcycl pe Ghr puhnchy to

    doctor ne pocha k mreez kahan hy?

    Adme: mreez koi nahi hy

    Yar bs Taxi wala 500 mang rha th.

    Or Ap 300 me Ly Aay.





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Skin key doc sey aik dost ney poocha ; App ney skin ki hi line ko koyun chunna?

    Doc ney jawab diya : is ki teen wajohat hain Aik to yeh key mareez raat ko nahi jagata

    ,Dosrey yeh key wo martey nahi or sab sey ahem wajah yeh kabhi theak nahi hotey
    Last edited by Raniii; 06-11-2011 at 10:38 PM.
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Mjhe ab koi acha joke mile ga ???
    2112kjd - Joke Competition Of Nov 2011

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    Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
    Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
    Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
    Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai
    Last edited by *jamshed*; 09-11-2011 at 01:22 AM.

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    Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik Good news and aik bohat bad news hai.
    Patient: Well, pahilay Good news batain.
    Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
    Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
    Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.
    Alhamdullilah

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