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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : Maria!
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    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK : Because of the sign.
    TEACHER : What sign?
    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
    ten years ago.
    WINNIE : Me!
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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
    time."
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    innayy sarrayy.........





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    hahahaha
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    thanx 4 vstng
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    suno hworiginal - Jokezzzzzzz
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    thanx 4 vstng
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    suno hworiginal - Jokezzzzzzz
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    thanx 4 vstng
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    nycc
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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