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    glass Jokes Compitition Oct 2008





    Iss Bar App Compitition Main "Molvi" k Topics Per jokes share kar saktay hein.

    winner Ko SD Shield Dia Jaye Gi.

    Sub Se Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gay...Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.

    Sirf "Molvi" Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga...

    Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.

    RuLes:

    1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

    2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

    3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 Oct Hai.

    Aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahay ga.
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    Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
    Molvi: Nahi,
    Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
    Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
    Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......
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    Girl, Molvi shab i m in love,. Molvishab, ,Astaghfirullah,Laholwala,,Naozobilla,,.Girl butMolve shab im in love with u, Molvi.shab Subhanallah,mashallah, Alhamdolilah...
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    Molvi ne apni girl frn ko time diya

    lekan wo na aaye


    molvi sahib masjid main gaey...........


    speekar ON kia our kaha


    Hazraat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Changa Nae je keeta ___________
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    Aik Molaana majlis me takreer kar rahay tha,

    ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par shafkat

    se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga

    jitne us yateem ke sar par baal hain.

    itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se utha

    aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem ganja huwa to?


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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition Oct 2008


    great entries

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    Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
    Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana


    Wife:
    Wo Kion?


    Molvi:
    Wo Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay




    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    Duaaaaaaaaa main share karne lagi thi yeh joke
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    rasheeda M.a Final Ka Paper Daine Ghar Se Nikli To Raste Main Use Mohalay Ki Masjid K Maulana Sahab Nazar Aye.
    rasheeda Ne Un K Kareeb Pohunch Kar Raiqat Amaiz Aawaaz Main Kaha.
    .maulivi Sahab 1 Buje Mera Urdu Ka Paper Shuroo Hoga Aap 2 Buje Dua Zaroor Kijiye Ga.
    2 Buje Q..?maulivi Sahab Ne Hairat Se Poocha..dua To Kisi Bhi Waqt Ki Ja Sakti Hai.
    darasal Aik Ghunte Mai Main Apne Taur Par Idhar Udhar Se Koshish Karna Chahti Hoon..
    rasheeda Ne Jhijhukte Hue Jawab Diya.
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Aik Dafa Molvi hazrat ki aik team Kahin ja rahe thi Train mein, toh unhon neh Ehad kiya keh Jab bhi koi Aurat dekhein ge toh Astaghfaar parhein ge.
    Waqt Guzar gaya ..
    Phir Achanak aik Molvi neh Astaghfaar aisae keh diya toh sab Kehte hain " Kahaan Kahaan"

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