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    Assalam o Alaikum

    iss month app ney Psychiatrist per jokes share karney hain


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    1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.


    2)Competition ki last date 21 JAn hay.


    3) Winner Admin Team decide karin gee.

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    Who is a psychiatrist?

    A person who gives you

    an expensive analysis about you,

    which ur spouse gives free anyway

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    ایک دفعہ پاگل خانے کا ڈاکٹر تین پاگلوں کو ایک سوکھے "سوئمنگ پول" پر لے گیا۔ تاکہ یہ چیک کر سکے کہ کس میں بہتری ہوئی ہیں۔
    وہاں پہنچ کر اس نے ان تینوں سے سوئمنگ پول میں چھلانگ کو کہا۔ دو نے تو چھلانگ لگا کر ہاتھ پاؤں تڑوا لئے لیکن تیسرے نے چھلانگ نہ لگائی۔ ڈاکٹر سمجھا کہ اس میں بہتری آئی ہے۔ لیکن تصدیق کرنے کی غرض سے اس نے اس تیسرے پاگل سے پوچھا کہ اس نے چھلانگ کیوں نہ لگائی تو اس نے جواب دیا"جناب مجھے تیراکی نہیں آتی

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

    1 din us ko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

    Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

    Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
    Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
    Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
    Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
    Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
    Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
    Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
    phir

    “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    Pagal khane ke doctor ne 3 paglon ka kafi elaj karney ke baad
    socha ke inn paaglon ko test ke baad jo saheeh ho usko ghar bhaij diya jaye
    Iss maksad key liye uss ne aik deewar par chawk se 3 darwazon ke nishan lagaye
    aur teeno se kaha shabash inn mein se guzar jao..

    2 tau kafi zor lagate rahe aur teesra hansna shuru ho gaya..

    Doctor khush ho gaya ke chalo aik tau theek hoa.

    Doctor tassali ke lye bola tum kyon hans rahe ho?

    Teesra pagal bola: Ye fazool zoor laga rahe hain jabke darwaze ki chabian tau mere pas hain
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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    There was a man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. So he turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything." The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

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    A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.

    She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty.

    “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    Ek Aurat
    Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
    Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
    “Me Apne Chote Bete
    Ki Waja Se Bht
    Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
    k Laddu Bna Bna k
    Khata Hy”
    Doctor:”Fikr Ki Baat
    Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
    Khud Hi Adat Chooth
    Jayegi”
    Aurat:”Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
    Bataye”n Wrna Mere
    Bete KI Dono Biwia”n Ro
    Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye”n
    Gi ”
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of January 2012

    Low self-esteem

    A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

    He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

    The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

    Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

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