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    snow -=(~ ~)=-

    Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
    would your father still have?
    Ted: $10.
    Teacher: You don''t know Maths.
    Ted: You don''t know my father!


    Mother: David, come here.
    David: Yes, mum.
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
    Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding
    you now.


    Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
    Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
    Father: So?
    Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

    If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes Dear.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: No, mine is undying love


    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: 1 year older then me
    Man: How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born

    Teacher: Simon, your composition on ''My Dog'' is exactly the same as
    your
    brother''s. Did you copy his?
    Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!


    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
    anything!
    Son: That''s why I say she''s no good!

    Teacher: where were you born?
    Student: Singapore , Sir.
    Teacher: Which part?
    Student: All of me, Sir.


    Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
    Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
    Teacher: Use your dad''s then.
    Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.


    A boy came home from school with his exam results.
    ''What did you get?'' asked his father.
    ''My marks are under water,'' said the boy.
    ''What do you mean ''under water''?''
    '' They are all below ''C'' (sea) level!''

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    sans tu le lai
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    lolz abi se hi thak gae hia

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    nahi abhi kha abhi tu shuro hue hon
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    waise yaar daad deni pare gi bohat acha banaya hiamujhe colour combination bohat acha laga hia

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    wo tu dene he pare gi

    kafi new chezain hai is main dekhing tu abhi or add karing

    yahoo per ajana
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    yaar abi to nahi qk abi bahir jane wali hun kal aun gi INSHALLAH
    aur yaar poet korner nahi hai kya? mujhe to nahi dikha wo

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    han nahi hia wo karon kiya me ka dil nahi chah raha iska

    meko nahi ati na isliye karti hon acha add mujhe malom hia iski kami hia

    or u bahir bhot nahi jati
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Nice jokes
    ~ Pr()bLeM Ch1Ld ~

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    yeh parhay hoye hain me nay...achay hain..

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