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    Default Prince,Jalabio Aur Biryani Ki Dastan

    Aslam Alikum

    Ab such ne title dekh ker socha ho ga k ye kesi thread hy to ji ye thread aj ka taza taza incident per based hy jo k meky sath paish aya

    Aur agr kisi ne dandiyan kadin na to mene jan le leni u logo ki

    Han to hva youn k ami ko kafi sary kam kerwanay thy ghar men furniture ke..aur unko aur bi kam thy so hamari ami jan subah sawaery bank k liye rawanye hoin(baki kam wapsi per kerti hoi ayin).........
    Meko kuch days se fever tha is liye ami ne kaha k chalo aj aish ker lo aur biryani kha lo bahar se mangwa ker tm aur bhai

    Hamary bhai ji mashALLAH kafi chatory waky hove hen...
    Khair ami k janay k bad round about 2 bajay hum logo ne biryani kha li mangwa ker(ami bahar thin to unki nahi laya bhai)

    Kuch dair bad ami wapis ayin to kafi sari cheezain bi layin mek liye meko PRINCE biscuit pasand to ami wo bi laye thin..Ami ko JALABIYAN pasaand to wo bi thin

    Anyway mene bary maza sa apa biscuit khola aur khana shoro kia abi 1 hi khaya tha k ami ne kaha k "beta baki shaam ko kha lena thora tehar ker"
    Mene bi fat farmabardar beti ban ker drawer men ghusa ker rakh diye biscuit(Ab khud ko kosti k kash usi waqt kha leti)

    Ami jalabiyan kha rahi thin to mene socha k biscuit to khana hi hen kuch dair men to inka kia kero wo mene khayin nahi
    :jebi7:

    Bahi se ami ne apy liye bi biryani mangwa li garm garm

    AB AGR KI STORY

    Kuch dair bar furniture walay worker aa gaye jinko kam kerna tha..
    Men kuch dair bad maham se bato men masroof ho gaye aur bhol bhal gaye sub cheezo ko

    thori bad ama ji warid hoin jaldi men aur fatafat kehny lagin k wo jo BISCUIT thy wo de do mene dena hen tea k sath workers ko(baki fruits wagira bi thy sath)

    mene boht shor michaya per ami said k aur mangwa don gi bad men..Khair ami wo le ker hi talin

    Khair bat aye gaye ho gi me bi maham k sir khati rahi:jebi..Sham ko jab workers wagira chalay gaye to ami aram sa bathin nimko kha rahi thin

    to mene kaha k"mujhy bi de den"coz tabiyt thori ajeb chaling to ami ne kaha"k nahi tmhen nahi mily gi"
    mene kaha k"khud to dono(ami aur bhai)sub kha rahay to men q na khao"/slap2

    Ami said"TM NE BI TO KHAYA SUB"
    to mene kaha k"Kab khaya hy bhi biscuit ap le gaye thin jalabiyan ye soch ker nahi khyain k biscuit kha lo gi bad men:bomb"

    To ami ne ghor ker dekha fir kaha"CHALO BIRYNAI TO KHAYE HY NA MERY HISY KI"

    mera to oper k sans oper aur nechy k nechy rah gaya

    Mene mou phar ker pocha KON SI BIRYANI KESI BIRYNAI KAHAN HY BIRYANI

    me se zayda ami k mou khul gaya she said jab tm ph per bat ker rahi thin tab tmhary pas rakh ker to gaye thi aur kaha bi tha k kha lena
    (me shaid bato men busy thi to mene tawajo nahi dia ho ga shaid)

    fir ami ne kaha k tm ne nahi khaye to gaye kahan

    mene kaha MUJHY KIA PATA KAHAN GAYE

    (ity men bhai sahib jo pas laity thy unk 32 k 32 dant bahar aa gaye ami ko shak hva k us ne kha li hy ami ne khob slawatin sunayen aur jo bad men tela usy sun ker to mek 14 tabaq roshan ho gaye)

    Hva ye k men to baton men busy thi to ami JALABIYAN,BISCUIT,AUR FRUITS wagira le ker oper waly portion men chalin gayin

    Worker ghareb to kam kerny aye thy wo kam kerny men busy thy
    ity men bhai ko moka mil gaya:jebi7:

    us ne pehly biscuit per hath saf kiye fir jalabion per

    (fir wo ghaliban nechy waly portion men aya ho ga ami k room men jahan ami plate mn rakh gaye thin biryani wo bi kha gaya meri)
    (me sath waly room men ph pr busy thi)

    Haye haye uska bad jo meki halat hoi bus kia bayan kero samjh nahi aa raha tha k ro ya hanso:cry7:

    Means na biscuit mily na jalabiyan na hi biryani(rat k kahan bi gaya)

    aur to aur mera fruiter bi kha gaya

    Bad men kehna laga k TM AIK GLASS MILK PI LO BEHAN

    Kahir se jo ami ne salwatain sunayen wo sun sun ker to meki hansi hi na ruky

    ami bi jab start ho jatin to bus wo wo kamlat hoty na funny funny k kia tello

    wo nahi likh rahi(meki hansi out of control ho jaye to bara problem ho jata)..me thread chor ker zameen per pari milo gi hansty hansty


    Mene socha iski thread hi bana don aik sub mek gham men barabar k shareek hon:ANYWORD:

    Prince biscuit,biryani aur jalabion k nuqsan kam to nahi hota na
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    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    usi waQt Kha Leti na

    ab kiya houT ? jab chiryaan chug gayi KheT..

    wese u ka bhai kitne sala ka hai Chitora na ho tu

    usko Na Jamal GoTta khiLa kr saZa hi de DO..
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    Abb Pachtaye kya howat jab Workers kha gaye Prince

    "Ammi warid huin"

    Buri baat hai, aesay nahi kehtay.
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    walikum salam!
    awww ye kiya ho gaya nida siso k sath
    wesey u ka bro kafi taiz nikla khanay k mamlay main
    touba kiya haal hua ho ga u ka
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishaal View Post


    usi waQt Kha Leti na

    ab kiya houT ? jab chiryaan chug gayi KheT..

    wese u ka bhai kitne sala ka hai Chitora na ho tu

    usko Na Jamal GoTta khiLa kr saZa hi de DO..
    bus kia na

    chirao nahi mene dinner nahi kia

    jao kuch bana ker lao 4 me
    Last edited by Nida_Ali_Nido; 18-01-2012 at 11:27 PM.
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    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ∂єχтєя View Post
    Abb Pachtaye kya howat jab Workers kha gaye Prince

    "Ammi warid huin"

    Buri baat hai, aesay nahi kehtay.

    men to boh sharartin kerti aur tang bi kerti ami ko

    jab nahi kerti to wo kehtin HAYE AJ KIA HO GAYA ISY

    aur ami ne roktin to kha leti na men aram se usi waqt

    bus aj ka din hi khab tha 4 me
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    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidden words View Post
    walikum salam!
    awww ye kiya ho gaya nida siso k sath
    wesey u ka bro kafi taiz nikla khanay k mamlay main
    touba kiya haal hua ho ga u ka

    Fruiter bi kha gaya mera

    maham pochy jaying AB KIA KHAO GI

    mene kaha 1 GLASSS MILK KAFI HY NA BUS


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    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Default Re: Prince,Jalabio Aur Biryani Ki Dastan

    Hmmmm guriya abhi kuch khaya hai ya tummy khush nahi hai...

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    U ne to kafi kuch khaya hy u ko to bilkul bhok nahi ho gi na

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    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nida_Ali_Nido View Post
    Aslam Alikum

    Ab such ne title dekh ker socha ho ga k ye kesi thread hy to ji ye thread aj ka taza taza incident per based hy jo k meky sath paish aya

    Aur agr kisi ne dandiyan kadin na to mene jan le leni u logo ki

    Han to hva youn k ami ko kafi sary kam kerwanay thy ghar men furniture ke..aur unko aur bi kam thy so hamari ami jan subah sawaery bank k liye rawanye hoin(baki kam wapsi per kerti hoi ayin).........
    Meko kuch days se fever tha is liye ami ne kaha k chalo aj aish ker lo aur biryani kha lo bahar se mangwa ker tm aur bhai

    Hamary bhai ji mashALLAH kafi chatory waky hove hen...
    Khair ami k janay k bad round about 2 bajay hum logo ne biryani kha li mangwa ker(ami bahar thin to unki nahi laya bhai)

    Kuch dair bad ami wapis ayin to kafi sari cheezain bi layin mek liye meko PRINCE biscuit pasand to ami wo bi laye thin..Ami ko JALABIYAN pasaand to wo bi thin

    Anyway mene bary maza sa apa biscuit khola aur khana shoro kia abi 1 hi khaya tha k ami ne kaha k "beta baki shaam ko kha lena thora tehar ker"
    Mene bi fat farmabardar beti ban ker drawer men ghusa ker rakh diye biscuit(Ab khud ko kosti k kash usi waqt kha leti)

    Ami jalabiyan kha rahi thin to mene socha k biscuit to khana hi hen kuch dair men to inka kia kero wo mene khayin nahi
    :jebi7:

    Bahi se ami ne apy liye bi biryani mangwa li garm garm

    AB AGR KI STORY

    Kuch dair bar furniture walay worker aa gaye jinko kam kerna tha..
    Men kuch dair bad maham se bato men masroof ho gaye aur bhol bhal gaye sub cheezo ko

    thori bad ama ji warid hoin jaldi men aur fatafat kehny lagin k wo jo BISCUIT thy wo de do mene dena hen tea k sath workers ko(baki fruits wagira bi thy sath)

    mene boht shor michaya per ami said k aur mangwa don gi bad men..Khair ami wo le ker hi talin

    Khair bat aye gaye ho gi me bi maham k sir khati rahi:jebi..Sham ko jab workers wagira chalay gaye to ami aram sa bathin nimko kha rahi thin

    to mene kaha k"mujhy bi de den"coz tabiyt thori ajeb chaling to ami ne kaha"k nahi tmhen nahi mily gi"
    mene kaha k"khud to dono(ami aur bhai)sub kha rahay to men q na khao"/slap2

    Ami said"TM NE BI TO KHAYA SUB"
    to mene kaha k"Kab khaya hy bhi biscuit ap le gaye thin jalabiyan ye soch ker nahi khyain k biscuit kha lo gi bad men:bomb"

    To ami ne ghor ker dekha fir kaha"CHALO BIRYNAI TO KHAYE HY NA MERY HISY KI"

    mera to oper k sans oper aur nechy k nechy rah gaya

    Mene mou phar ker pocha KON SI BIRYANI KESI BIRYNAI KAHAN HY BIRYANI

    me se zayda ami k mou khul gaya she said jab tm ph per bat ker rahi thin tab tmhary pas rakh ker to gaye thi aur kaha bi tha k kha lena
    (me shaid bato men busy thi to mene tawajo nahi dia ho ga shaid)

    fir ami ne kaha k tm ne nahi khaye to gaye kahan

    mene kaha MUJHY KIA PATA KAHAN GAYE

    (ity men bhai sahib jo pas laity thy unk 32 k 32 dant bahar aa gaye ami ko shak hva k us ne kha li hy ami ne khob slawatin sunayen aur jo bad men tela usy sun ker to mek 14 tabaq roshan ho gaye)

    Hva ye k men to baton men busy thi to ami JALABIYAN,BISCUIT,AUR FRUITS wagira le ker oper waly portion men chalin gayin

    Worker ghareb to kam kerny aye thy wo kam kerny men busy thy
    ity men bhai ko moka mil gaya:jebi7:

    us ne pehly biscuit per hath saf kiye fir jalabion per

    (fir wo ghaliban nechy waly portion men aya ho ga ami k room men jahan ami plate mn rakh gaye thin biryani wo bi kha gaya meri)
    (me sath waly room men ph pr busy thi)

    Haye haye uska bad jo meki halat hoi bus kia bayan kero samjh nahi aa raha tha k ro ya hanso:cry7:

    Means na biscuit mily na jalabiyan na hi biryani(rat k kahan bi gaya)

    aur to aur mera fruiter bi kha gaya

    Bad men kehna laga k TM AIK GLASS MILK PI LO BEHAN

    Kahir se jo ami ne salwatain sunayen wo sun sun ker to meki hansi hi na ruky

    ami bi jab start ho jatin to bus wo wo kamlat hoty na funny funny k kia tello

    wo nahi likh rahi(meki hansi out of control ho jaye to bara problem ho jata)..me thread chor ker zameen per pari milo gi hansty hansty


    Mene socha iski thread hi bana don aik sub mek gham men barabar k shareek hon:ANYWORD:

    Prince biscuit,biryani aur jalabion k nuqsan kam to nahi hota na


    WALAIKUM ASSALAM


    sab say pehle to u ko buhat buhat mubarik ho k u ne itni lambiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thread lagae hai


    SD walon taraqi horahi hai sab MASHA ALLAH se start hogae hain

    ab atay hain thread ki taraf

    ajkal na u din achay nahi chal rahay islye aisa horaha hai

    u k biscuits,biryani aur jaleebiyan khanay k gham mai hum barabar k shareek hain aur han aik adad fruiter k


    aur ye sab dadi se bat kartay hue hua na

    aur karo dadi se bat aisay mashghol ho kr k dunya mafia ki khabar he na ho

    aur wah kya bat hai Ammi ki b sahi mazay ki batain karti hain

    "mere hisay ki b biryani khae the na "


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