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    Assalam o Alaikum

    iss month app ney flirt per jokes share karney hain

    Note: girls ko boys kay against aur boys ko girls ky gainst joke share kerny hain..........


    Rules

    1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.


    2)Competition ki last date 21 feb hay.


    3) Winner Admin Team decide karin gee.

    hope you will enjoy............ Lets start....
    1383466 1388375978065877 814058537 n zpsc25ba847 - Joke Comp Of February 2012

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    "GIRLS"
    are most busy generation in da world

    BCOZ
    1 hand on JHARO
    1 hand on PONCHA

    1 MIND on EDUCATION
    1 MIND ON.COOKING

    1 ear on music
    1 ear on moble

    1 eye on MAKE UP
    1 eye on DRESSES

    Nose on PURFUMS,
    Mouth on TALKING

    All tentions at 1 time

    Phr b log larkION ko farig kehte Hnbliss - Joke Comp Of February 2012

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    Boys:"Hum tu Apke Fan Hain,
    Aap HazaROn mein aik hain..

    Girl: Hum bhi barey DOn hain..
    NalaiQ adMi Zara yeh tU Bata
    baqi 999 kaUn hain?
    Alhamdullilah

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    Angel: what do u want?

    Boy: A beautiful girl.

    Angel: If u r muslim i ll give u KATRINA,
    ...
    If u r hindu i ll give u Kareena,

    If u r christian i ll give u Genelia.

    Whats ur name...??

    Boy: SHEIKH VINOD FERNANDES.

    Angel: Give him MEERA for trying to be over smart....





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Girl (in Train): Can I Sit Here?

    Boy: Its all urs
    Girl: Can i take some water?

    Boy: My pleasure
    Girl: Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??

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    Boy:
    Mere Baap ne mere Dimag me koi GPS fit nhi Kiya Hai,
    Jaldi Seat Khali Ker Mujhe Neend a Rahi Hai ..
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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of February 2012

    1 Beautiful Girl ne Ghar ka kuch Saman 1 Gali k Larky sy Mangwaya, To 30 Rupy Kam Per Gay..

    Aur Us Larky Ne De Diy.
    Ghr aa kr Lrki Se kaha
    30.Rs kam Thy, ma ne Diay Han.
    To Lrki ne kaha...
    *I LOVE U*
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    Wo Muskraya or Kaha..

    Chal Meri Pain Chawlan na mar,
    Shabash 30.Rupy Kadd..

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    Boy; I love you
    Tum dunya ki sab se khobsort larki ho


    Girl; Acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
    Boy; Mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
    Girl; Agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
    Moral: Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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    Par baat abhi baqi hy mery Dost..
    Boy; chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
    Girl; Lo!! ab mai Tum se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....


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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of February 2012

    amazing

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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of February 2012

    Principle:
    Late Q Huey ?

    Boy:
    Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

    Principle :
    Bus Me Nahi Aa
    Skty Thay ?

    Boy:
    Main Ne Kaha Th Sir
    Par Aap Ki Beti K Nakhre Khtm
    Hon Tab Na …
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    Son:Me School nahi jaunga
    Mom:kyu?
    Son:Naukri krunga
    Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
    Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)

    ...I Know Its Immature And Childish...
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