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    Do You Know A Lot Of People Ask Stupid Questions??
    Some Stupid Questions' People Usually Ask In Obvious Situations And Some Equally Stupid Answers.



    1. At The Movies: When You Meet Acquaintances/Friends...
    Q:- Hey, What Are You Doing Here?
    A:- Don't U Know, I Sell Tickets In Black Over Here..



    2. In The Bus: A Heavy Lady Wearing Pointed High Heeled Shoes Steps On Your Feet...
    Q:- Sorry, Did That Hurt?
    A:- No, Not At All, I'm On Local Anesthesia..Why Don't You Try Again.



    3. At A Funeral: One Of The Teary Eyed People Ask...
    Stupid Question:- Why, Why Him, Of All People.
    Answer:- Why? Would It Rather Have Been You?



    4. At A Restaurant: When You Ask The Waiter
    Q:- Is The 'Paneer Butter Masala' Dish Good??
    A:- No, Its Terrible . We Occasionally Also Spit In It.



    5. At A Family Get-Together: When Some Distant Aunt Meets You After Years...
    Q:- Munna,Chickoo, You've Become So Big.
    A:- Well You Haven't Particularly Shrunk Yourself.



    6. When A Friend Announces Her Wedding, And You Ask...
    Q:- Is The Guy You're Marrying Good?
    A:- No, He's A Miserable Wife Beating, Insensitive Lout...It's Just The Money.



    7. When You Get Woken Up At Midnight By A Phone Call...
    Q:- Sorry. Were You Sleeping?
    A:- No. I Was Doing Research On Whether The Zulu Tribes In Africa Marry Or Not. And You Thought I Was Sleeping.... You Dumb Witted Moron...



    8. When You See A Friend/Colleague With Evidently Shorter Hair...
    Q:- Hey Have You Had A Haircut?
    A:- No, Its Autumn And I'm Shedding..



    9. You Are Smoking A Cigarette And A Cute Woman Asks...
    Q:- Oh, So You Smoke.
    A:- Gosh, It's A Miracle ............It Was A Piece Of Chalk And
    Now It's In Flames!!!


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    hahahah





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    Thanx everyone
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