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    Veer: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
    jalebi: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
    Veer: 2013 wich duniya khatam h...me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan.

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    pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
    2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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    3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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    wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
    to 3 pathan kehta ha
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    itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

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    • pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
      pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
      dukandarhat is black bulb
      pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay subah mein sonay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

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    Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak
    Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

    Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

    America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

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    nice...
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    lolx
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Funny Punjabi jokes

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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