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    grin JoKe C0mP 0f MaY 2012

    Asssalam O Alaikum WR WB

    Is M0nTh ApP NeY *Shadi* PeR J0kEs ShAre KarNeY HaiN

    Rules:

    1. Aik member aik he Joke Share karey ga

    2. Aik Jaisi sharing Or Edit Ki Hui Sharing accept nahi ki jaye gee

    3. Sharing Ki Last Date 21st May hay


    4.Winner 50% poll nd 50% Adminz decide karen gye.
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

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    1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
    Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
    To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

    "Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
    Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"

    Pata Hai Kya Hua?

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    Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.

    Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
    Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.

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    Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai

    Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai

    To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai

    Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna

    Pathan ki aankho main aansu aa jatay hain

    aur woh kehta hai

    Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara

    Ye Tumara Behan Hai to

    Hmara Bhi Behan Hai

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    Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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    Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

    Me Jao Na Jao Par

    Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye .
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Walaikumusalam!

    Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho

    Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,

    Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,

    Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

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    Shaadi Nahi hai asaan..Bas Itna samajh Lijiye...
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    FerNaIL Ki Goli Hai Or Choos K Khani Hai ....

    ...I Know Its Immature And Childish...
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    Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti

    Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro

    NEXT YEAR

    Dost: kia hua

    Pathan: nhi hoi

    Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi

    Pathan:

    QAID-E-AZM k mazar pr.
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    ☆ ~*~ ☆ Khush Na Sahi Mehfooz Hun Mien☆ ~*~ ☆
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    Default Re: JoKe C0mP 0f MaY 2012

    Beta baap se: Abba..main dadi jaan se shadi karun ga..
    Baap ne jawab dia: nahi betey woh tu meri ammi hain..kisi ki ammi se shadi nahi kartay.
    betay se yeh sunn k masoomiat se jawaab dia: tu app ne meri ammi se shadi kyun ki??

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    'Pathan_apney bhai se:

    tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey?


    bhai_Hum tmhari shadi par hawai firing kre ga nahi

    balke khud kush dhamaka karega.'




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