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    glass Superb Jokes

    Prince
    Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
    Sardar thinks "how poetic"
    Sardar says, "pass the custard you ****".


    *******

    Sardar at bar in New York.
    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"


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    Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
    Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
    How much is DRIVING salary...?


    *******

    Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
    & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!


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    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,
    He puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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    Default Re: Superb Jokes



    achay hain sab....
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Superb Jokes

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    Default Re: Superb Jokes

    thanks.

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    nice
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    .

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    hahah thnxs 4 liking

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