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    Sumthing About Wives



    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
    met.



    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
    wrong.


    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
    know, I
    was a fool when I married you."
    The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and

    didn't notice."



    When a man steals your wife, there is no better
    revenge than
    to let him keep her.



    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
    like to
    interrupt her.


    A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
    not to
    report it since the thief was spending much less than
    his wife did.


    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
    finished.

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
    it cost
    to get married?"
    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
    paying."


    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

    happiness was until I got married; then it was too
    late.


    A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same: "You can have mine."


    A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a
    millionaire."
    "And what was he before you married him?" asked the
    friend.
    "A billionaire." she replied,


    A successful man is one who makes more money than his
    wife
    can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
    a man.


    The most effective way to remember your wife's
    birthday is
    to forget it once.


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    mera libas hai tu zps3e44c641 - Sumthing about Wives

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    Pawain kuj v keh lawooo hik wari tey try karan ga






















    hum daikhna chahtay hain k kia yeh such hai ya awain gallan baniyan
    haters gonna hate - Sumthing about Wives
    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay
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    hmmmm



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    MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
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    ,..

    Dimagh ki lassi na banao

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    Default Re: Sumthing about Wives

    nice one

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his
    wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
    a man.

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