View Poll Results: Polling Of Jokes Comp May 2012

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  • jam786

    1 16.67%
  • maliha farhan

    1 16.67%
  • Raniii

    0 0%
  • Vampire

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  • Mano rana

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  • ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~

    2 33.33%
  • Sweet Guriya

    1 16.67%
  • ραкєєzα~

    0 0%
  • Seven tiles

    1 16.67%
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Thread: Polling Of Joke Comp May 2012

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    grin Polling Of Joke Comp May 2012

    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney Shadi per jokes hsare karney they,

    Jam786

    1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
    Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
    To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

    "Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
    Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"

    Pata Hai Kya Hua?

    .

    Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.

    Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
    Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.

    Maliha farhan

    Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai

    Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai

    To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai

    Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna

    Pathan ki aankho main aansu aa jatay hain

    aur woh kehta hai

    Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara

    Ye Tumara Behan Hai to

    Hmara Bhi Behan Hai

    Raniii

    Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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    Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

    Me Jao Na Jao Par

    Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye .

    Vampire

    Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho

    Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,

    Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,

    Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

    Mano rana

    Shaadi Nahi hai asaan..Bas Itna samajh Lijiye...
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    FerNaIL Ki Goli Hai Or Choos K Khani Hai ....

    ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~

    Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti

    Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro

    NEXT YEAR

    Dost: kia hua

    Pathan: nhi hoi

    Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi

    Pathan:

    QAID-E-AZM k mazar pr.

    Sweet Guriya

    Beta baap se: Abba..main dadi jaan se shadi karun ga..
    Baap ne jawab dia: nahi betey woh tu meri ammi hain..kisi ki ammi se shadi nahi kartay.
    betay se yeh sunn k masoomiat se jawaab dia: tu app ne meri ammi se shadi kyun ki??

    ραкєєzα


    'Pathan_apney bhai se:

    tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey?


    bhai_Hum tmhari shadi par hawai firing kre ga nahi

    balke khud kush dhamaka karega.'

    Seven Tiles

    Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
    Boy:Kyun?
    Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
    2nd ai to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.


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    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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