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    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney *Cricket * per Jokes Share karney they


    YouthFul

    Cricket ka shokeen aik naujwan apney dost ke dada ki wafat par taziyat karney pohncha aur bola aap ke dada jan ki ummr kitni thee?


    Naujwan afsos se bola: Agar 2 sal aur jeete tau century mukamal kar laitey..


    Maliha FArhan
    Teacher Told All Students
    In Class 2 Written An Essay On
    *Cricket Match*
    All Were Busy Writing Expect 1 Sardar Ji
    He Wrote
    '' Due To Rain,No Match''



    captain planet

    The wrong number
    Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Indian Cricket Manager. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard… Guess What the reply was?
    It is…
    7 are already out…
    3 more will be out by lunch…
    and…
    The first one was a DUCK…


    Vampire

    Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?


    Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai



    Usman219

    Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
    Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”
    Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”


    Blue Eyes

    what is the biggest pressure for Pakistani cricket team
    when they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wicket in hands...

    THINK !!
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    ..
    ..
    How to speak English in presentation ceremony ?


    Sadaf

    Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:

    ‘caught Akmal’


    KingDevil

    In A Cricket Ground..
    Security :Cricket Match Is Over Now
    Why R U Still Sitting?
    Santa: Oye…Yaar..
    I Am Waiting For Highlights!



    Jam786
    Phone Call for Inzi:
    Pakistan Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
    Wife :”Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife.”
    Pakistan Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
    Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”


    Lifeislove

    In the 20 20 World Cup 2012, post match presentation....

    Ravi Shastri to Muhammad Hafeez: "Congratulations to you and the whole Pakistan team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. Congratulation to Team Pakistan.



    Hafeez: "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and world cup."



    Shastri: "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

    Hafeez: "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Misbah-ul-haq"

    Shocked Shastri: "Misbah ? ? .. how come Misbah... he didn't include even in 15 man squad "..


    Pakeeza

    austrailian captain: hum to sirf 4 marte hain
    england captain: to kia , hum to sirf 6 marte hain
    saffer captain: lo bhai, yeh kia hum to 4 aur 6 marte hain
    indian captain: (sees the best has been taken so shrugs and says) hum to bhai style marte hain

    everyone looks at the relaxed pakistani captain ho says: hum to seedha coach marte hain



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    Done

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    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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