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Assalam O Alaikum
is month app ney *Cricket * per Jokes Share karney they
Cricket ka shokeen aik naujwan apney dost ke dada ki wafat par taziyat karney pohncha aur bola aap ke dada jan ki ummr kitni thee?
Naujwan afsos se bola: Agar 2 sal aur jeete tau century mukamal kar laitey..
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Written An Essay On
All Were Busy Writing Expect 1 Sardar Ji
'' Due To Rain,No Match''
The wrong number
Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Indian Cricket Manager. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard… Guess What the reply was?
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by lunch…
The first one was a DUCK…
Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai
Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”
Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”
what is the biggest pressure for Pakistani cricket team
when they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wicket in hands...
How to speak English in presentation ceremony ?
Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Still Sitting?
I Am Waiting For Highlights!
Phone Call for Inzi:
Pakistan Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife.”
Pakistan Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”
In the 20 20 World Cup 2012, post match presentation....
Ravi Shastri to Muhammad Hafeez: "Congratulations to you and the whole Pakistan team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. Congratulation to Team Pakistan.
Hafeez: "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and world cup."
Shastri: "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Hafeez: "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Misbah-ul-haq"
Shocked Shastri: "Misbah ? ? .. how come Misbah... he didn't include even in 15 man squad "..
austrailian captain: hum to sirf 4 marte hain
england captain: to kia , hum to sirf 6 marte hain
saffer captain: lo bhai, yeh kia hum to 4 aur 6 marte hain
indian captain: (sees the best has been taken so shrugs and says) hum to bhai style marte hain
everyone looks at the relaxed pakistani captain ho says: hum to seedha coach marte hain
1. Khud ko vote nahi ker saktay.
2. Voting ki last date 28th July 2012 hai.
3.is baar competition ka winner 50%poll aur 50% adminz nay decide karna ha
Last edited by Raniii; 20-07-2012 at 10:02 PM.
Hum kya hain
Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
kya chahtay hain
kya patay hain..
-Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)
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Last edited by pakeeza; 21-07-2012 at 11:31 AM.
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