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    grin Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney *Sales Man* per jokes share karney hain

    Rules:

    1. aik member aik he bar share kar sakta hay...


    2. sharing ki last date 20-08-2012 hay..

    3.Winner 50% poll nd 50% Adminz decide karen gye
    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    My Entry

    Customer: kiya ye kapra ooni hai?

    Salesman: Ji han ye ooni kapra hai

    Customer: Magar is per to sooti ka tag laga hua hai

    Salesman: Ye to choohon ko dhoka dene ke liye lagaya hai

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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    ایک سیلز مین، ایک اکاؤنٹنٹ اور ان کا باس ایک مینیجر کہیں کھانا کھا رہے تھے کہ ان کو ایک بوتل ملی جس میں سے جن برآمد ہوا اور جنوں کی روایتِ قدیم کے مطابق اس نے بھی ان تینوں کی ایک ایک خواہش پوری کرنے کی بات کی۔

    سیلز میں جھٹ بول اٹھا کہ میں فلاں جزیزے پر پورے ایک مہینے کی چھٹیاں گزارنا چاہتا ہوں اور وہاں موج ہی موج اور مستی ہی مستی ہو۔ جن نے پھونک ماری اور سیلز مین اپنے مطلوبہ جزیرے پر پہنچ گیا۔


    اکاؤنٹنٹ بولا، میں ایک مہینے کیلیے اپنے کمرے میں بند ہونا چاہتا ہوں، میری پسندیدہ خواراک اور ڈرنکس ہوں، ٹی وی ہو، میوزک ہو، فلمیں ہوں اور کوئی مجھے تنگ نہ کرے، جن نے پھونک ماری اور اکاؤنٹنٹ اپنے کمرے میں پہنچ گیا۔


    اب باس کی باری تھی، وہ منہ بنا کے بولا میں ان دونوں کو کھانے کے وقفے کے بعد دفتر میں دیکھنا چاہتا ہوں۔


    نتیجہ - اپنے باس کے بولنے سے پہلے کبھی منہ نہ کھولیں۔

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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    Girl in book store asked from sales man:

    “ap k pas wo book hai, “girls are intelligent”"?.

    Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par hain…





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    On 14th August

    On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag.

    The salesman gave him a flag.

    The Pathan said, Oye khocha iss mein
    koi aur rang dikhao

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    Sardarji : Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai. Salesman- Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar next day clean Shave & hair cut, widout pagri: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.. Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar agley dinFull angrez banke: WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV?? Salesman : Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki mai Sardar Hu..? Salsman: q ki Ye Tv Nahi "Washing Machine" Hai . . . .!


    dxctg0 - Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    Sales man: paa g cockroach

    k liye powder lelo.

    Sardar,: oh nai paa g.

    cockroach nu ina v free nai karna,

    ajj powder le ditta te kal

    body spray mangey ga.......




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    Girl : is suit ki kia price hey ??
    Salesman : 1500 ..
    Girl: ufff , or us pink waly ki price kia hey ??
    Salesman : do baar ufff ufff !!!!


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    A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

    The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

    The kid says "One".

    The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

    The kid says "$101, 237.65".

    The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

    The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold hi m a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

    The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

    The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "


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    Default Re: Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

    A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area.

    "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor.

    The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself."

    "Do you want ketchup on it?" she says, "we're not connected for electricity yet!"

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