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Thread: Polling OF Jokes Comp AUg 2012

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    grin Polling OF Jokes Comp AUg 2012

    Assalam O Aalikum

    is month app ney (Sales MAn) per Jokes Share karney they




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    2. Voting ki last date 28th Aug 2012 hai.
    3. competition ka winner 50%poll aur 50% adminz nay decide karna ha
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    Hum kya hain

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    kya patay hain..

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    Mr Khan

    Customer: kiya ye kapra ooni hai?

    Salesman: Ji han ye ooni kapra hai

    Customer: Magar is per to sooti ka tag laga hua hai

    Salesman: Ye to choohon ko dhoka dene ke liye lagaya hai


    JAm786

    ایک سیلز مین، ایک اکاؤنٹنٹ اور ان کا باس ایک مینیجر کہیں کھانا کھا رہے تھے کہ ان کو ایک بوتل ملی جس میں سے جن برآمد ہوا اور جنوں کی روایتِ قدیم کے مطابق اس نے بھی ان تینوں کی ایک ایک خواہش پوری کرنے کی بات کی۔

    سیلز میں جھٹ بول اٹھا کہ میں فلاں جزیزے پر پورے ایک مہینے کی چھٹیاں گزارنا چاہتا ہوں اور وہاں موج ہی موج اور مستی ہی مستی ہو۔ جن نے پھونک ماری اور سیلز مین اپنے مطلوبہ جزیرے پر پہنچ گیا۔

    اکاؤنٹنٹ بولا، میں ایک مہینے کیلیے اپنے کمرے میں بند ہونا چاہتا ہوں، میری پسندیدہ خواراک اور ڈرنکس ہوں، ٹی وی ہو، میوزک ہو، فلمیں ہوں اور کوئی مجھے تنگ نہ کرے، جن نے پھونک ماری اور اکاؤنٹنٹ اپنے کمرے میں پہنچ گیا۔

    اب باس کی باری تھی، وہ منہ بنا کے بولا میں ان دونوں کو کھانے کے وقفے کے بعد دفتر میں دیکھنا چاہتا ہوں۔

    نتیجہ - اپنے باس کے بولنے سے پہلے کبھی منہ نہ کھولیں۔


    Sarfraz Qamar

    Girl in book store asked from sales man:

    “ap k pas wo book hai, “girls are intelligent”"?.

    Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par hain…

    MAliha Farhan

    On 14th August

    On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag.
    The salesman gave him a flag.
    The Pathan said, Oye khocha iss mein
    koi aur rang dikhao


    Pakeeza

    Sardarji : Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai. Salesman- Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar next day clean Shave & hair cut, widout pagri: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.. Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar agley dinFull angrez banke: WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV?? Salesman : Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.. Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki mai Sardar Hu..? Salsman: q ki Ye Tv Nahi "Washing Machine" Hai . . . .!


    Seven tiles

    Sales man: paa g cockroach

    k liye powder lelo.

    Sardar,: oh nai paa g.

    cockroach nu ina v free nai karna,

    ajj powder le ditta te kal

    body spray mangey ga...


    Blue Eyes


    Girl : is suit ki kia price hey ??
    Salesman : 1500 ..
    Girl: ufff , or us pink waly ki price kia hey ??
    Salesman : do baar ufff ufff !!!!


    *miss TiP tOp*

    A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

    The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

    The kid says "One".

    The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

    The kid says "$101, 237.65".

    The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

    The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold hi m a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

    The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

    The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "



    Danyal

    A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area.

    "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor.

    The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll lick it off myself."

    "Do you want ketchup on it?" she says, "we're not connected for electricity yet!"


    vampire

    Customer : kia aap ke pas choohey marney ki dawa hai

    salesman : kia aap khudd ley kar jayen gey

    Customer : (ghussey sey) naheen mein choohon ko bhaij doonga woh khud hi le jayengay


    Captain Planet

    The door to door book salesman ring a bell. The door is opened by an 8 year old lad holding a beer in one hand and a smoldering cigar on the other. After a few seconds to recompose himself the salesman asks:
    -Hello young man, is your mama home? The “young man” replies dryly “What do you think”?


    Anjaani^Kur

    Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . .

    Askd salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv?

    salesman: Yes Sure . . .

    Sardar G : Oki. . . Give Me Green One Please



    Arl-laM

    A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
    "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."

    The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
    Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.


    "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
    Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"

    "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."


    Hunnn Dusss


    YouthFul

    Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
    Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
    Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai
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    Default Re: Polling OF Jokes Comp AUg 2012

    walaikum assalam
    voted

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    ..!!


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    done..!!
    YOU INTOXICATE ME WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF YOUR SOULFUL LOVE..
    YOUR MAGICAL TOUCH MAKES MY SOUL STIR INSIDE MY BODY..
    YOU ARE MY SOLACE.. !!


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    Walaikumusalam

    hogaya

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    Default Re: Polling OF Jokes Comp AUg 2012

    Done.


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    Voted :nail:

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