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    grin Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney *Mehman(guests) * per jokes Share karney they

    Sub key jokes bhut zabardast


    jam786

    مہمان: میں جب بھی چائے پیتا ہوں تو آپ کی بلی میرا منہ کیوں دیکھتی ہے؟

    میزبان: یہ بہت تیز ہے اپنا پیالہ پہچان ہی لیتی ہے۔


    Sarfraz Qamar

    Sardar ki Mehman Nawazi

    Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy
    Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?

    Mehman: Thanda.

    Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?

    Mehmaan: Pepsi

    Sardar:Bottle mein peo gay ya glass mein?

    Mehmaan: Glass mein.

    Sardar: Saada glass ma ya Design wala?

    Mehmaan: Design wala.

    Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.

    Mehman: Flowers wala.

    Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.

    Mehman: Chambeli wala.

    Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar mein aisa glass nahi hay

    Youthful

    ایک شخص کے بچے بہت شریر تھے

    ان کے گھر مہمان آئے بچوں نے انہیں تنگ کرنا شروع کر دیا لیکن ان کے والد نے کوئی پرواہ نہ کی۔ آخر تنگ آ کر مہمان نے کہا.

    دیکھیں آپ کا بچہ میری چھڑی کو توڑ رہا ہے۔

    میزبان نے پرسکون لہجے میں کہا

    نہیں نہیں ۔ ۔ ۔ وہ میرا بچہ نہیں ہے ۔ ۔ ۔ میرا بچہ تو وہ ہے جو آپ کی ٹوپی میں پانی بھر رہا ہے!

    ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~

    Shiekh mehman se:Thanda peo ge ya garm

    Mehman; Dono...

    Shiekh; Begum pani da ek glass freezer vechoon tay ekk glass geezer vecho ley aaa....

    Zain

    Aik pathaan ke gher mehmaan aya..... usko sair kerva rahe the ke achanak goli chal gaii... mehmaan der ker beith gaya aur poocha ke khan bhaii kya maajra hai??? goli kyuN chali????

    khaan sb ne haNste huey fermaaya:"khocha amm
    ne inka memaan kal maar diya!!! ab wo ammaara mare ga!!!
    lekin tum phiker met ker ,,,wo aaj tum ko maare ga to
    amm kal ko unka do maare ga"



    Nothing against someone

    maliha farhan

    Sheikh mehma say : lijiey na aur Rasgullay
    Mehman : Nahi shukriya main pehlay hi 4 lay chuka hon
    Sheikh : Wesay liey to aap nay 7 hain lekin
    khair yahan gin kon rha hai

    Hani Ali

    MEZBAN: Lassi app peetay Nahi,
    Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,
    Roti ka Time Nahi,
    Botal ka Mosam Nahi,
    Ab batain kia khidmat karen?

    MEHMAN: Easyload hi krwa den phir


    Blue Eyes

    Aaik mehman janey ka naam naheen lai raha tha aur roz ghar mein dal pak rahee thee..
    Aik din mezban ne mehman se khaney ki meiz par poocha aaj kya tareekh hai?
    Mehman boley chand ki tareekh ka tau patta naheen albatta dal ki aaj 15 tareekh hai

    Vampire

    Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.


    Beta bahar gaaaya aur Rickshaw le ayaa...

    captain planet

    Aik shakhs ak jaga shadi py bin bulay mehman bn kr chala gya...
    mezban: Ap kon hen?
    mehman: me dulha k dost k dost k dost ka bhai hoon
    mezban ye sun kr tapp gya...jub khana serve kia jany laga to us ne salan me khoob pani milaya or mehman k samny rkh dia
    mehman: Ye kia hai?
    mezban: ye bakry k gosht k shorby k shorby k shorby ka shorba hai
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    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

    Rules:
    1. Khud ko vote nahi ker saktay.
    2. Voting ki last date 28th SEp 2012 hai.
    3. competition ka winner 50%poll aur 50% adminz nay decide karna ha
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

    voted.....
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    Walaikumusalam

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    voted.
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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

    done..!!
    YOU INTOXICATE ME WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF YOUR SOULFUL LOVE..
    YOUR MAGICAL TOUCH MAKES MY SOUL STIR INSIDE MY BODY..
    YOU ARE MY SOLACE.. !!


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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp Sep 2o12

    walaikum assalam
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