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Thread: Polling Of J0kes C0mp OCT 2o12

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    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney Bakroon per jokes share karney they

    sarfraz_qamar

    Beopari 2 Gahak

    Yeh Bakra 9,300

    Yeh 8,300

    Woh 7,300

    Our Woh Wala Srf 300 Ka

    Gahak2 Beopari

    300 Ka Q???

    Sahabb ! ye China Ka Hy,

    Koi Guarentii Nai Gharrr

    Jaa-k Bhonkna hi Shuro Kr De



    kιт kαт
    Kash tu mera Bakra hota
    Main tujay Ghass
    Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
    Hilata or
    Poochta pagal
    Kaun???
    Tu ya Main ??
    Or tu piyaar se Bolta
    Main Main…………………..


    ๓เรђคคl

    Ali apne ghabro0 bakre ki rasii ko khench khench kar seerhiyaan chara kar oper le ja raha tha us ke dost nomi ne dekha to hairat se poocha:

    Nomi:Arey isey kahaN le ja rahe ho?

    Ali ghabratey hue:Chat par !
    Nomi: Dost kyun mazaq karte ho?Qurbani neeche tUm bakra Chat pe kyun le ja rahe ho?

    Ali :bevacuFe churi To oPer hai
    churi oper bhool ayaa thaaa


    PAkeeza

    Aik bakri ne bakray se kaha ‘I love you’
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    bakry ne kaha hun ki faida agon ty eid aan wali hai.



    YouthFul

    اک چرسی نے دوستوں کی دعوت کا پروگرام بنایا


    اور اپنے ہی گھر سےرات کو بکرا چوری کیا،


    اورخوب دعوت کی، صبح جب گھرآیا تو بکرا گھرمیں تھا


    ، بیوی سے پوچھا بکرا کہاںسےآیا؟


    بیوی بولی بکرے کوگولی مارو!


    ! کسی نے رات کو ہماراکتاچرا لیاھے.‏


    jam786

    بکرا عید کے موقع پر ایک آدمی نے قربانی دینے کی ٹھانی اور ایک بکرا خرید لائے ۔ انہوں نے ساتھ والے گھروں سے دو آدمیوں کو بلایا اور کہا کہ ذرا بکرے کو دھکا لگائیں، اسے چھت پر چڑھانا ہے۔
    ایک آدمی نے پوچھا : بکرے کو چھت پہ کیوں چڑھا رہے ہیں؟
    قربانی دینے کے لیئے۔ انھوں نے کہا
    اس آدمی نے کہا: قربانی تو نیچے بھی دی جا سکتی ہے۔

    وہ تو ٹھیک ھے پر چھری اوپر ہےنا ۔ انھوں نے جواب دیا


    Vampire

    Bivi
    Q na hum apni shadi ki salgiraha pr
    dawat k lye bakra ziba karen ?
    shohar;
    ghalti to me ne ki he?
    to saza us gharib ko Q dein.


    Blue Eyes

    Parosi bewakuf sy : ye bakra Q zibah kia?

    Bewakuf: mannat mani thi wo poori ho gaye.

    Parosi: kis bat ki?

    Bewakuf: hamari murgi GUM ho gaye the wo aj mil gaye hai…


    Hani Ali

    Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
    circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
    ager bhaga to bakra
    aur ager bhagi to bakri.



    sweet pari
    Qurbani se 1 raat pehle, Bakray ne bakri

    se kaha..............

    Ab k hum bichrray tu shayad

    "Kababon"mein milen......


    *miss TiP tOp*
    Customer: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
    Salesman: 500 Rs.
    Customer: Itna sasta
    Salesman: China ka hai…. Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de


    The Prince

    Bakra debit
    Cash credit
    Qurbani debit
    Gosht Credit
    Qasai Debit
    Khaal Credit
    Aap Debit
    Hum Credit
    Eid Mubarik…
    Hamari post Debit
    Apkay votes Credit


    Vip3r

    Customer : ye bakra kitne ka ha?
    Sales man : 40000 ka
    Customer : itna mehnga .. touch screen wala ha kia?


    ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~

    Lala: Oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?


    Qaiser: bakra langra tha


    Lala: or dil?

    Qaiser: Wo bakri lay gai


    Lala: baba dimagh to hoga?


    Qaiser: Sorry lala bakra Pathan tha....
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Rules:
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    2. Voting ki last date 28th Oct 2012 hai.
    3. competition ka winner 50%poll aur 50% adminz nay decide karna ha
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    hogaya.............
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    Voted done dana done

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    done..!!
    YOU INTOXICATE ME WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF YOUR SOULFUL LOVE..
    YOUR MAGICAL TOUCH MAKES MY SOUL STIR INSIDE MY BODY..
    YOU ARE MY SOLACE.. !!


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    dey diya ..
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    Hum kya hain

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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp OCT 2o12

    voted ..

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    Default Re: Polling Of J0kes C0mp OCT 2o12

    ho gya vote je

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    voted..
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