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    Hey everyone! This is a cute idiot test that my friend e-mailed me over the weekend. I scored a 16 so I am just barely Above Normal. Enjoy!! hehe

    Scoring:
    18-20 Correct - Genius
    16-17 Correct - Above Normal
    9-15 Correct - Normal
    7-8 Correct - Nincompoop
    4-6 Correct - Moron
    1-3 Correct - Idiot


    Questions:
    1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
    3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar’s sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?
    5. Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    6. How many outs are there in an inning?
    7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Why?
    8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
    9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
    11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
    13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
    14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
    15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
    16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
    17. How many animals of each +++ did Moses take on the ark?
    18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?
    19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
    20. What was the President’s name in 1950?


    ANSWERS:
    1. yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc…)
    2. one a year
    3. all months have (at least) 28 days
    4. the beggar is the woman’s sister
    5. because he is living
    6. 6 (3 per side)
    7. no. the man would be dead
    8. they are not playing each other
    9. 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60)
    10. white. (the bear would be a polar bear, because the house must be at the north pole)
    11. 2 (you just took 2 apples)
    12. a fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)
    13. light the match first
    14. half way (then he would be running out)
    15. one hour (the first one, a half hour later, and another one more half hour)
    16. 9 (all but 9 die…)
    17. none. Moses was not on the ark
    18. he weighs meat
    19. 12
    20. Bill Clinton

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    Answers nhi dene thay abhi

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    khair hai u sahi sahi dasna na

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    7 correct
    Nincompoop




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    acha hai

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    Inne logical questions hain k banda ghoom jaye

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    ina kon parhay ab..
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    Deemagh hoga to parho gi nan

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    dua maine kuch nahi kaha

    irfan tmne uska result without answers das diya good


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    main kinna inteligent

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