Pakistani & Indian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Indian stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, Indian said 2 Pakistani: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"
Pakistani replied: "u wana c something better, let's go back 2 shop n I'll show u real stealing"
So they went 2 the counter n Pakistani said 2 the Shop boy: "Do u wana see magic?" Shop boy replied: "Yes." Pakistani said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked:
"But where's the magic?" Pakistani replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them ;-)