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    grin Jokes Comp Of Dec 2012


    Assalam Alaikum

    is month app ney *Baraf*

    per jokes share karney hain



    Rules:

    1. aik member aik he joke share kar sakta hay...

    2. same sharing accept nai ki jaye gi.

    3. sharing ki last date 20-12-2012 hay..

    4.Winner 50% poll nd 50% Adminz decide karen gye
    Last edited by Raniii; 01-12-2012 at 12:54 PM.
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
    Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
    bech dal.
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Pahari ilaqey mein aik shakhs shadid baraf bari ke bad jagah jagah chharri taikta hoa ja raha tha..

    Aik makami aadmi ne kaha: aaien mein aapko rasta bata doon..

    Woh bola: Mein rasta naheen balkay apni car talash kar raha hoon jo 2 ghantey pehle yahan khari ke thee..


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    Ustad : "barf ko jumle me istemal karo".

    Shhagird : "lekin janab! mujeh ye kaam nai ata kyu k hum to barf ko pani or sharbat me istemal kerte hain:.





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    1st sardar: baraf ka piece utha ke usay ghor se dekh raha
    tha
    2nd sardar: kia dekh rahe ho pa ji?
    1st sardar: dekh raha hon ye leak kahan se ho raha
    hai
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    Walaikumusalam

    BREAKING NEWS!

    Lahore Main Aaj
    Baraf Giri!

    Aur Ab Khabrain Tafseel K Sath

    Aik Admi Cycle Par Baraf Le Jaa Raha Tha
    Carrier Tutne Se Baraf Gir Gayi !

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    Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
    aur BARAF ki search kar li hai.
    Batao isse tumne kya sikha
    Santa: Bas humein ab sirf whisky
    aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…
    (aey lah itti mushkil sey mila yeh joke , search kr kr k mein tou thak gai )

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    Pathan Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
    Pathan: shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam

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    استاد طاھر سے) ” برف کو جملے میں استعمال کرو”۔

    شاگرد طاھر ) “جناب پانی ٹھنڈا ھے”۔

    استاد : “اس میں برف کہاں ھے”۔

    شاگرد: ” (طاھر ) ” جناب برف پانی میں گھل گئی ھے”۔
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    استاد: برف کی مؤنث بتاؤ۔

    شاگرد:برفی

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