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    Jokes Competition Of January 2013

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    Assalam O Alaikum

    I Am Here With A New Competition

    For January 2013

    All You Have To Share Jokes On

    Santa Banta


    Rules .

    • Member Sirf Aik Joke Share Kar Saktay HaiN
    • Same Sharing Accept Nahi Ki Jaii Gee
    • Sharing Ki Last Date Hai 20-01-2013
    • Winner 50% Poll And 50% Admins Decide KareiN Gey

    Last edited by ~Anjana~; 31-12-2012 at 01:34 AM.
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
    Santa: Hai
    Frog: Nahin hai
    Santa: Hai :chup:
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well
    Santa: Is main suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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    Default re: Jokes Competition Of January 2013

    Santa bought a new mobile.
    He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.



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    re: Jokes Competition Of January 2013

    Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.
    One day Santa sends his pigeon.

    Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.

    Santa:
    oh! stupid, that was a missed call.
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    Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
    Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
    bech dal

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    lolzzz gud sharing alllzzz...

    Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
    Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

    Banta:
    Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
    Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.....



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    ☆ ~*~ ☆ Khush Na Sahi Mehfooz Hun Mien☆ ~*~ ☆
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    lolzzz gud sharing alllzzz...

    Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
    Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

    Banta:
    Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
    Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.....



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    ☆ ~*~ ☆Tanhayi Key Qilay Mien Qaid Ker Lya Khud Ko ☆ ~*~ ☆
    ☆ ~*~ ☆ Khush Na Sahi Mehfooz Hun Mien☆ ~*~ ☆
    ♡SR

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Of January 2013

    Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
    Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
    Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…

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    Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
    Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
    Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
    Last edited by *jamshed*; 31-12-2012 at 09:37 PM.

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    Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
    Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

    Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

    Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai.

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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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