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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
Frog: Nahin hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well
Santa: Is main suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.---
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.
Santa: oh! stupid, that was a missed call.
Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.....
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai.
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.
Santa : Kya hua yeh mitti kion khod raha hai
Banta : Dadaji ney kaha hai mene un ka naam mitti main mila dia
Wohi dhoond raha hon
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga?
Santa:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo dosron kai Kaam ayee
Santa: Hain Teacher
Banta: Lekin exam ke waqt na ap khudh Insaan Banti Hain aur Na Humeein Baneein Detti hain
Last edited by ~Anjana~; 20-01-2013 at 12:21 AM.
Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .
m honest n trustworthy
تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا