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    Assalam O Alaikum
    hii - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    Hidden words
    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai frog - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Santa: Hai tounge5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Frog: Nahin hai sky - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Santa: Hai mysmilie 556 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well 2416 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Santa: Is main suicide karne waali kya baat thi? i dont know - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )2lljpz5cghvek0e6hu8s - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 ) kranke 200 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    YouthFul
    Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.
    One day Santa sends his pigeon.

    Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.

    Santa:
    oh! stupid, that was a missed call.
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    titli
    Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
    Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
    bech dal
    ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~
    Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
    Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

    Banta:
    Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
    Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.....

    smilielol5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 ) smilielol5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 ) smilielol5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    Naila Kanwal
    Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…
    Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…
    Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well…
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    jam786
    Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
    Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
    Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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    ~Anjana~

    Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai? winkk6ql - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
    Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . . suno - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

    Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . . sawal - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

    Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai.
    lol - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 ) rofl - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    life2
    Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

    The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

    The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

    Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."

    The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"

    On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.

    The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?

    Santa says, "Oh sure."

    The boss asks how deep underground he worked.

    Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."

    The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"

    Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
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    sarfraz_qamar
    Ultimate answer while changing the job.

    Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.hehe - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    maliha farhan
    Santa : Kya hua yeh mitti kion khod raha hai sawal - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

    Banta : Dadaji ney kaha hai mene un ka naam mitti main mila dia confused0024 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

    Wohi dhoond raha honcoool - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    Cute PaRi
    Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga?


    Santa001 tongue - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )ilot

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    Santa:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hotasmilielol5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )
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    lifeislove
    Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo dosron kai Kaam ayee

    Santa: Hain Teacher tounge5 - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

    Banta: Lekin exam ke waqt na ap khudh Insaan Banti Hain aur Na Humeein Baneein Detti hain sky - Vote For Best Joke Competition January ( 2013 )

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