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    Default Joke Of The Day 5th Feb 2013

    Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
    "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
    and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

    He sent another text,
    "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
    at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

    Shetext back, "OMG really?"

    Husband replied,
    "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
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    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    kitna chalakou nikla husband
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    some people are worth
    melting for....!!!
    ..(olaf)..
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    Default Re: Joke Of The Day 5th Feb 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by farida aslam View Post
    kitna chalakou nikla husband
    wife bhi kuch kam nahi thee
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    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Default Re: Joke Of The Day 5th Feb 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Anjana~ View Post

    wife bhi kuch kam nahi thee
    wife to chalo baad meii aatii na ubhii to husband ney chalakii dikaayii hai
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    ..(olaf)..
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    Quote Originally Posted by farida aslam View Post

    wife to chalo baad meii aatii na ubhii to husband ney chalakii dikaayii hai
    husband wait kartey rahaiN kay wife text kareiN ge lekin phir unhein trick use karna parii
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Anjana~ View Post

    husband wait kartey rahaiN kay wife text kareiN ge lekin phir unhein trick use karna parii
    bichari wife apney kaam shaam krney meii bzii hoye gi nae rep krr ski aur husband ney chalaki dikha di
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    Quote Originally Posted by farida aslam View Post

    bichari wife apney kaam shaam krney meii bzii hoye gi nae rep krr ski aur husband ney chalaki dikha di
    jab koi bahana in begmaat ko nahi milta yeh kaam ka bahana kion karti haiN
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Anjana~ View Post

    jab koi bahana in begmaat ko nahi milta yeh kaam ka bahana kion karti haiN
    kya kaha bahana... Uff agli pura din kam kr kr k thk jati hai aur ye mard haxraat ko bahana lgta hai bichari agr thora aram kr le to kya bura
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    ..(olaf)..
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    Quote Originally Posted by farida aslam View Post


    kya kaha bahana... Uff agli pura din kam kr kr k thk jati hai aur ye mard haxraat ko bahana lgta hai bichari agr thora aram kr le to kya bura
    thOra araam wohi poray 1 din ka hota hai
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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