toofani barish mein ek aadmi pizza hut pe pizza leny aya
waiter: ap married hain..??
aadmi: Allah k bandy, khud soch is toofani barish mein kon c maan apny bety ko pizza leny bhejy gi..??
Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .
I dont care if you're black, white, straight, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. PrInCeSs AttItuDe