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    Default Joke Competition For March 2013

    Asssalam O alaikum
    Is Month Kay Competition Mein
    Aap LogoN Ne Jis Topic Pe
    Joke Share Karna Hai :hmm
    Woh Hai :book
    " Taxi Driver "
    Too Sab HojaiN Shuru :boxer
    Aur Ache Achay Entry Send KareiN ..

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    Last date 20/03/13 hai
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    waikumsalam
    o ryttt



    I dont care if you're black, white, straight, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
    If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. PrInCeSs AttItuDe


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    Do dost pehli baar Saudi Arab gae

    Taxi mein baithay to driver Arbi bol raha tha..unko kuch samajh nahi aya..aur isharon se directions bata rahay thay..

    Laikin seedha janei ka tareeqa samajh nahi aya..to pehlei dost ne jhilla kar kaha..tum hi batao iss ko seedha jana hai..

    Doosre dost ne kuch soch kar kaha..Ihdinas siratal mustaqeem!
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    Default Re: Joke Competition For March 2013

    ek couple taxi mein beth k dating k leay ja rahy thy k ...
    achanak lrki boli: bus, ab ruk jao.

    taxi waly ne taxi rok li.

    lrka bola: tum chalty raho, is ne tumein nahi kaha .... !!!

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    Re: Joke Competition For March 2013


    نتھو ' اللہ رکھی کو بھگا کر لے جارہا تھا ، دونوں چھپتے چھپاتے گلی سے نکلے اور کونے پر کھڑی ہوئی ایک ٹیکسی میں بیٹھکر اسٹیشن کی طرف روانہ ہوگئے۔
    ریلوے اسٹیشن پہنچکر دونوں ٹیکسی سے اترے نتھو نے خوفزدہ سی نظروں سے ادھر اُدھر دیکھکر ٹیکسی ڈرائیور سے دریافت کیا ،۔ ' ہاں بھئی ۔۔۔۔۔۔کتنا کرایہ بنا۔؟؟؟

    اس کی ضرورت نہیں صاحب ،۔۔! ٹیکسی ڈرائیور نے جواب دیا پھر اللہ رکھی کی طرف اشارہ کر کے بولا ، ۔ ۔ کرایہ انکے ابا جی نے مجھے پہلے ہی دے دیا تھا ۔

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    Memon Ask 2 Taxi Driver?
    Abdullah Shah Ghazi Ke Mazar Jaoge?

    Taxi Driver:
    Haan Jaonga

    Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or Kaha
    Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana


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    Taxi driver: Sahab mein meter chalana bhool gya hoon samajh mein naheen aata aap se kitney paisey loon

    Musafir: koi baat naheen mein bhi apna batwa ghar bhool gya hoon



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    MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
    PAKISTAN ZINDABAD











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    Ek khatoon key 9 saal key larkey ko

    barey ho ker taxi driver banney ka shoq tha,

    laikin us ki maan ney us ko

    kisi barey khwaab ki himmat bandhai.
    “Tum apney mulk key saddar ko hi dekh lo” maan ney lecture shuru kiya, “Jab woh chota tha to us ney apney ghar ki deewar per ‘mustaqbil ka saddar’ ka poster laga rakha tha,
    tum bhee ek barey aadmi ban saktey ho, agar tumhara koi bara khwaab hey to us ko hasil kerney keliey sakht mehnat karo”
    Betey ney usi din deewar per likha diya:

    “Mustaqbil ka taxi driver”

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    Aik aadmi taxi wale se : Station tak kiraya kitna lo ge
    Taxi wala: babu jee 300 rupaye
    aadmi: aur saman ka kiraya
    Taxi wala : wo tau free ho ga
    aadmi: tau aisa karo saman ley jao hum bus mein aa jayen ge
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Default Re: Joke Competition For March 2013

    Japanese Guy visited Pakistan & Took
    Taxi To go To Friend’s House.

    On the way,
    Toyota Passed By.

    He told the Driver:
    Toyota, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then Honda Passed.

    He Again:
    Honda, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then For Prado,

    He again Gave Same Compliment.

    Taxi Driver got Angry.

    When Reached the Destination,
    Taxi driver:
    Rs.4,000 Please.
    Japanese:What? So much This Is.
    The Angry Driver Replied:
    Taxi Meter, Made in Pakistan Runs Very Fast.





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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