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Thread: Polling for Jokes & Humor comp March 2013

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    Polling for Jokes & Humor comp March 2013

    Asslam-o-alaikum :hy:

    " Taxi Driver " pe jokes share karnay thay

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    DexteR

    Do dost pehli baar Saudi Arab gae

    Taxi mein baithay to driver Arbi bol raha tha..unko kuch samajh nahi aya..aur isharon se directions bata rahay thay..

    Laikin seedha janei ka tareeqa samajh nahi aya..to pehlei dost ne jhilla kar kaha..tum hi batao iss ko seedha jana hai..

    Doosre dost ne kuch soch kar kaha..Ihdinas siratal mustaqeem!



    5115468

    ek couple taxi mein beth k dating k leay ja rahy thy k ...
    achanak lrki boli: bus, ab ruk jao.

    taxi waly ne taxi rok li.

    lrka bola: tum chalty raho, is ne tumein nahi kaha .... !!!


    YouthFul


    نتھو ' اللہ رکھی کو بھگا کر لے جارہا تھا ، دونوں چھپتے چھپاتے گلی سے نکلے اور کونے پر کھڑی ہوئی ایک ٹیکسی میں بیٹھکر اسٹیشن کی طرف روانہ ہوگئے۔
    ریلوے اسٹیشن پہنچکر دونوں ٹیکسی سے اترے نتھو نے خوفزدہ سی نظروں سے ادھر اُدھر دیکھکر ٹیکسی ڈرائیور سے دریافت کیا ،۔ ' ہاں بھئی ۔۔۔۔۔۔کتنا کرایہ بنا۔؟؟؟

    اس کی ضرورت نہیں صاحب ،۔۔! ٹیکسی ڈرائیور نے جواب دیا پھر اللہ رکھی کی طرف اشارہ کر کے بولا ، ۔ ۔ کرایہ انکے ابا جی نے مجھے پہلے ہی دے دیا تھا ۔


    Cute PaRi

    Memon Ask 2 Taxi Driver?
    Abdullah Shah Ghazi Ke Mazar Jaoge?

    Taxi Driver:
    Haan Jaonga

    Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or Kaha
    Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana




    Zindagi


    Taxi driver: Sahab mein meter chalana bhool gya hoon samajh mein naheen aata aap se kitney paisey loon

    Musafir: koi baat naheen mein bhi apna batwa ghar bhool gya hoon


    zindagi jee

    Ek khatoon key 9 saal key larkey ko

    barey ho ker taxi driver banney ka shoq tha,

    laikin us ki maan ney us ko

    kisi barey khwaab ki himmat bandhai.
    “Tum apney mulk key saddar ko hi dekh lo” maan ney lecture shuru kiya, “Jab woh chota tha to us ney apney ghar ki deewar per ‘mustaqbil ka saddar’ ka poster laga rakha tha,
    tum bhee ek barey aadmi ban saktey ho, agar tumhara koi bara khwaab hey to us ko hasil kerney keliey sakht mehnat karo”
    Betey ney usi din deewar per likha diya:

    “Mustaqbil ka taxi driver”

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    ~Anjana~

    Aik aadmi taxi wale se : Station tak kiraya kitna lo ge
    Taxi wala: babu jee 300 rupaye
    aadmi: aur saman ka kiraya
    Taxi wala : wo tau free ho ga
    aadmi: tau aisa karo saman ley jao hum bus mein aa jayen ge


    sarfraz_qamar

    Japanese Guy visited Pakistan & Took
    Taxi To go To Friend’s House.

    On the way,
    Toyota Passed By.

    He told the Driver:
    Toyota, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then Honda Passed.

    He Again:
    Honda, Made in Japan Runs Very Fast.

    Then For Prado,

    He again Gave Same Compliment.

    Taxi Driver got Angry.

    When Reached the Destination,
    Taxi driver:
    Rs.4,000 Please.
    Japanese:What? So much This Is.
    The Angry Driver Replied:
    Taxi Meter, Made in Pakistan Runs Very Fast.



    farida aslam

    waalaikuum salam.....

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.


    For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"



    The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "


    The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."



    angel girl

    Sardar: taxi waley sey : station janey ka kia lo gey



    Taxi wala : 300 rupai lagain gey

    Sardar: 20 rupai lainey hain

    Taxi wala: hanstey hoye 20 rupai mein kon lai kar jaye ga

    Sardar: too peechey baith mein lai kar jata hoon


    Vampire

    Walaikumusalam

    Taxi driver: Sahab kiraya ke 200 rupai de dein.. /up
    Musafir: ye lo 100 rupai
    Taxi driver: Sahab ye tau be-emani hai..
    Musafir: Abbe be-emani kaisi tu bhi tau mere sath baith kar aya hai, Aadha kiraya tu de..


    *Mlf*

    Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
    Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..


    ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~

    Taxi driver to sardar:-
    Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha
    gaddi agay nahi ja rahi....




    sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo.....



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