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    Default Joke Competition April 2013

    Assalam O Alaikum
    Is Month kay competition kay sath
    Hazir e khidmat hain
    is bar ap nei Joke share karnaa haii
    " April Fool " par
    Rules

    1. Har member sirf aik entry share kar sakta hai ..
    2. Edited post accept nahi ki jai gee ..
    3. Same sharing accept nahi ki jai ge
    4. winner 50%polling aur 50% Adminz Decide kareiN Gey
      20 April last date.

    Last edited by ~Anjana~; 01-04-2013 at 09:14 PM.
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Re: Joke Competition April 2013


    in April one sardar to phone..

    his friend : will you come to my house for dinner please?

    sardar : of cource.


    sardar : went to his house

    there was a board on his door

    there was written:


    ha ha ha ha... i make you April fool fool.


    sardar : took a board and a marker and wrote:


    i did not came only ha ha ha ha ha..


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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    Walaikumusalam

    1st Pathan: Yara kal mainy dukan waly k Sath April fool manaya.

    2nd Pathan: Woh kaisay?

    1st Pathan: Mainy ucsay 50 rupy ka load krny ko kaha or number gatal likha dia.

    2nd Pathan: Wah yara kamal kia. /up
    Last edited by Vampire; 04-04-2013 at 06:32 PM.

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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    رو پٹهان دوست آپس میں یار آج اپریل فول ہے
    پہلا پٹهان مجھے پتہ ہے
    دوسرا پٹهان چالو اپریل فول منائیں
    پہلے والا میں نے منا بهی لیا
    دوسرا وہ کیسے
    پہلے والا میں نے اپنی بیوی کو تین بار طلق دی
    جب وہ پریشان ہونے لگی تو ہم بولا
    اپریل فول، اپریل فول

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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    <b>
    I am your girlfriend:

    Smart.
    Intelligent.
    Sweet.
    Talented.
    Excllent.
    Romantic.





    theek kaha na ?
    In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
    Happy april fools day

    </b>
    Last edited by ~Anjana~; 04-04-2013 at 05:39 PM.
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    Q: I LOVE U Kehny Ka Sb Sy Behtur Din Konsa Hota Hy?

    Guess?

    Guess?

    Simple
    1st April..

    Agar Baat Bun Gai Tu
    Cool..

    Warna Keh Do
    "Bahen g"April Fool..





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013


    Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
    beautiful beautiful....
    aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
    ? aprilfool, aprilfool ?



    I dont care if you're black, white, straight, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
    If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. PrInCeSs AttItuDe


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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    Fact No. 1: You can not touch
    your lower lip with your tounge…
    .
    .
    .
    Fact No. 2: After reading this,
    99/100 idiots would try it.

    April Fool !!!
    ...................


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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    my shearing

    fool ke sath wish kiya hai
    FOOL ne
    FOOLon ki
    FOOLWARI main
    FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
    u r the most
    BEAUTIFOOL
    WONDERFOOL
    and ColorFOOL
    amngst all FOOL’s
    HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

    HAPPY APRIL FOOL -

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    Default Re: Joke Competition April 2013

    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

    when conductor asked for ticket.

    He gave Rs.10/-

    And took the ticket n said april fool.

    I have pass.

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