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    Default Joke Of The Month Competition ( May ) 2013

    Assalaam O ALaikum
    Ham yahaan hoon
    Is Month kai Joke Competition kai saath :up
    Is Month Ham Ki Admin :cop @sheem; Ki Happi Birthday hai
    Isay buhut khaas bana nai kay liye
    is month aap sab neii
    Apnaa Favorite Joke Dedicate Karnaa haii Sheem Api Ko
    Rules :
    Har Member Sirf aik hi JOKE Share kar saktaa
    Same sharing cancel kar di jai ge..
    Winner 50% Polling And 50% Admins Select karein gaii
    Last date 20 May 2013 haii

    Last edited by ~Anjana~; 02-05-2013 at 12:14 AM.
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Default Re: Joke Of The Month Competition ( May ) 2013

    last date 20 May2013 hai
    mistake ho gayi hai

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    Default Re: Joke Of The Month Competition ( May ) 2013

    wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
    Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga
    Surkh wala, sauz wala, Faiz wala love Ishq wala love
    Agar ye usko bhi hua hai phir bhi mujhko zyada hua
    Ishq wala love

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    1 African apne bachey k sath bus me charhhaa.
    conductor: itna badsoorat Bacha aaj tak ni dekha.
    african ko bhut ghussa aya.
    sath betha hua Pathan:O Lala kya huwa??
    African: conductor ne meri insult ki he.
    Pathan: Lala jao, maaro saley ko, apna ye bandar mujhey pakra do.


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    ایک نوجوان اپنی منگیتر کو اس کی اٹھارہویں سالگرہ پر کوئی تحفہ دینا چاہتا تھا جس کے لئے وہ بہت پریشان تھا کیونکہ اس کی سمجھ میں نہ آرہا تھا کہ کیا چیز دے۔ آخر بہت سوچ بچار کے بعد اس نے اپنی ماں سے مشورہ لیا۔ امی اگر آپ کی اٹھارہویں سالگرہ منائی جائے تو آپ کس چیز کی خواہش کریں گی۔
    ماں نے ایک ٹھنڈی آہ بھر کر بولی۔ بیٹے! اگر ایسا ہو جائے تو میں کسی چیز کی اور خواہش کیوں کر کروں گی۔


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    A boy went to buy a talking parrot

    Boy: mai kysy lagta hon

    Parrot: Begaiart :haha1

    Boy: Ye Parrot bohat badtameez hy :anger

    Shopkepper ne parrot ko pani mai dobaya r pocha phir gali dy ga :chair

    Parrot :Nahi :no

    Boy: Parrot se agr mery sath ghr mai larki ay to tum kya soocho gy :hmm

    Parrot: biwi hogi

    Boy: agr do ayen

    Parrot: Biwi r Sali

    Boy: Agr 3 ayen

    Parrot: Biwi Sli r dost :fool

    Boy :Agr 4 ayen

    Parrot : le ao pani bahi
    mai ny to phely hi kaha tha begairat hai :haha1 :sucide
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    ایک حبشی سے پٹھان نے پوچھا کہ تم کون ہو؟
    حبشی: میں ٹائی ٹینک کا ہیرو ہوں۔
    پٹھان (حیرانی سے): ذرا یہ تو بتاؤ کہ یہ ٹائی ٹینک ڈوب گیا تھا یا جل گیا تھا؟

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    A Habshi Goes 2 met A Sardar..

    Sardar:
    Who r u?

    Habshi:
    I Am Jack (Titanic's Hero)

    Srdar Got Confusd, Ran 2 Anothr Srdar nd Askd:
    Titanic Dubya C K Srya C?.


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