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    Default Sardar jokes

    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar:
    India..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in
    India.
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    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
    explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


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    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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    Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in
    Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
    Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child
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    2112kjd - Sardar jokes

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    Default Re: Sardar jokes

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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