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    Default Joke Competition For June 2013

    Assalaam O Alaikum
    Is month kay competition kay saath
    haazir e khidmat hoOn
    Is month Competition main apko
    " VAMPIRES "
    par Joke share karna hai
    Rules :
    Aik member sirf aik baar hi Joke Share kar sakta hai .
    Member Joke Edit nahi kar saktay , Edit kiya hoa joke Disqualify hojai ga
    JOKE Share karnay say pahlay Sab Entries Read kar dein .. Same Sharing par Entry Cancel kar di jai gee ..
    Winner 50% Polling Or 50% Admins panel Ke decision say hoga .
    Last date Entry kay liye hai 20th June 2013
    images?qtbnANd9GcSD7qCu5RmanJAqGaixYtC w47jXo28t NBgcZ q5Z33lher5Bl - Joke Competition For June 2013

    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Last date entry ki 20 June hai
    Hamesha galti kar jate ho

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    Teacher: Vampire; Tell me the name of 10 chemical elements

    Vampire; clear - Joke Competition For June 2013xygen , Chlorine,
    Florine, Bromeen,
    Noreen,Ambreen,Samreen, Nasreen,Parveen and Yasmeen

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    A man to Dr octor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
    Dr: Drink this glass of water.
    Man: Will it make me better?
    Dr: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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    Re: Joke Competition For June 2013

    Doctor: What was your dream about?

    Santa: I was being chased by a
    Vampire!

    Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... What is the scenery like?

    Santa: I was running in a hall way.

    Doctor: Then what happened?

    Santa: Well that`s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can`t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn`t budge!

    Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

    Santa: Yes it did.

    Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

    Santa: It said "Pull"
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    Default Re: Joke Competition For June 2013

    bohat he fazul joke hain app sub k frnd

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    Default Re: Joke Competition For June 2013

    ایک خاتون کی اپنے شوہر سے لڑائی ہوگئی
    اُس نے اپنے ابو کو فون کیا اور کہا کہ میرے شوہر نے مجھ سے بہت جھگڑا کیا ہے میں دوچار ماہ کے لئے گھر آرہی ہوں
    اس کے ابو نے جواب دیا
    بیٹی غلطی تمھارے شوہر نے کی ہے لہذا سزا بھی اُسی کو ملنی چاہے تو وہیں ٹھہر میں تیری ماں کو بھیج رہا ہوں پانچ چھ ماہ وہاں رہنے کے لئے ۔

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    aik din @Vampire; k best friend anjana
    ne oss apne ghar dawat per bolaya
    aur os ki khadmat main aik jug khoon pesh kia
    vampire ne koon piya aur zoor zoor se challane laga
    anjana ne os k sath bewafi ki
    osse maar dala
    kiun k wo...
    wo...






    koon nahi ROOH AFZA tha

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    Vampire20Trolling20 20AIDS - Joke Competition For June 2013
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
    and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
    him about where he got it.

    He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

    "OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
    bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
    full of trees.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
    him.

    "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

    "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

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