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    Assalaam O Alaikum

    July Competition Kay Saath Ham Hazir

    Is Baar Sab Bacha Party , Budha Party Sab Kay Exams Howing

    Is Month Aap Sab Ne

    ×÷•.•´¯`•» €жąʍ$ «•´¯`•.•÷×

    ( E x a m s )

    Par Joke Share Karney Hain


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    1. Har member just aik Entry Share kar saktay hain
    2. Same Or Duplicate Post Delete Kar di jai gee ..
    3. Results Admin Pannel AndPolling Say Decide Hoga
    4. Last Date For Entry Is 22 July 2013
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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    After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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    After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...


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    باپ : ’’ کیا تمہارا سالانہ امتحان ختم ہو گیا ہے؟

    بیٹا: ’’ رزلٹ بھی نکل گیا ہے


    باپ: ’’ مجھے بتایا کیوں نہیں؟‘‘


    بیٹا: ’’ اس لیے کہ کسی نئی کتاب کی ضرورت نہیں پڑے گی۔‘‘
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    Question: "How to kill an ant?"

    Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

    Student:
    Mix chilli powder with sugar,
    &
    Keep it outside the ant's hole

    After eating,
    ant will search for some water near a water tank.
    Push ant in to it!
    Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
    When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
    Then admit wounded ant in icu!
    And then
    remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant

    Moral:
    Don't play with students!
    They can do any thing for 10 marks
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    My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

    I replied…. Bcoz


    Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
    tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai




    Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    waalaikuum salam

    A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
    But
    A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
    "Abey Kitna Likhega?
    Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn"

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    hum tu tanhai men b parrhte hen "dost"
    werna log tu paperon men b samp wali game khailte hen ship ship ship ship.....tinnnnn

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    Teacher to Student..

    Semester system ke fayde batao.. ??

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    Student:" sir fayde to pata nahi..
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    beizzati saal me 2 baar ho jaati hai.....





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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