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    Q. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
    why ??
    Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

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    Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’… Which movie did he really want to see..?Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!

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    Q. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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    Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho……………Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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    Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?Ans:- adidas

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    Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!??Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot’s of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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    Q. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??Ans:- D’Cold (Chain ki saans – D’cold )Q. chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..Ans:- D’Cold again… Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi… !!!!!.

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    This Joke will destroy your power of thinkingQ. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . .Ans: “Guidance..”!

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    Q. Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja,

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