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    Default Joke Competition Oct 2013 ( Bakra Eid Special :D )

    Assalam O Alaikum

    Kaim Choooo ( How are You ) ?

    Majjaa Maaa ( Mazay Mein Ho )

    Competition Name Say Bhi Aap Sab Ko Paata Chal Gaya Hoga

    kay is mOnth kia joke competition hOna


    " Bakra Eid Special "



    Aap Sab DostoN Ney Bakra Eid Par Jokes Share Karne

    Samajh aagai naa Nahi Samajh Aayi To Poch Lein

    Rules :
    Har Member Sirf Aik Entry Send Kar Saka
    Same Sharing Accept Nahi Ki Jai Gee
    Last Date For Entry 20th Oct 2013
    Winner Admin 50% Polling Se Announce Hoga
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    بکرا عید کے موقع پر خان صاھب نے قربانی دینے کی ٹھانی۔اور ایک گائے خرید لائے ۔ انہوں نے ساتھ والے گھروں سے دو تین آدمیوں کو بلایا اور کہا کہ ذرا گائے کو دھکا لگائیں اسے چھت پر چڑھانا ہے۔
    ایک آدمی نے پوچھا خان صاحب گائے کو چھت پہ کیوں چڑہا رہے ہیں؟
    قربانی دینے کے لیئے۔ خان صاحب نے کہا
    اس آدمی نے کہا: خان صاحب قربانی تو نیچے بھی دی جا سکتی ہے۔

    ہوچہ ۔۔۔ پر چھری اوپر ہےنا ۔ خان صاحب نے جواب دیا
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    Rehney Dey Is Dard Mein Zindaa
    Main Tanhaa Hee Sahee . . .

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    Default Re: Joke Competition Oct 2013 ( Bakra Eid Special :D )

    اُسے نہ بکرا، نہ دنُبہ، نہ اونٹ ملا کوئی
    کِیا وہ کام کہ جس میں تھی اُس کو آسانی
    نماز چھوڑ کے وہ اپنی ٰ جاب ٰ پر پہنچا
    بروزِ عید یہی تھی بس اُسکی قربانی





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    Default Re: Joke Competition Oct 2013 ( Bakra Eid Special :D )

    walaikum assalam


    Bakri: I love you

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    Bakra: Ab kya faida..... ab din hi kitne rehgye?


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