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    ایک آدمی نے اپنی نئی کار اپنے دفتر کے سامنے روکی ۔ ابھی اس نے کار کا دروازہ کھولا ہی تھا کہ قریب سے گزرنے والے ایک ٹرک نے ایسی زور دار ٹکر ماری کہ کار کا دروازہ دور جا گرا ۔ پولیس انسپکٹر پہنچا تو وہ شخص چیخ چیخ کے کہنے لگا :
    اتمی قیمتی کار خریدی تھی ۔ کتنی ہی مرمت ہو جائے یہ پہلے جیسی نہیں ہو سکتی ۔
    انسپکٹر نے کہا : میں نے آپ جیسا شخص پہلے کبھی نہیں دیکھا ۔ آپ کو کار کے نقصان کی اتنی فکر ہے اور یہ احساس بھی نہیں کہ آپ کا پورا بایاں بازو کندھے سے غائب ہے ۔
    اس آدمی نے اپنے بائیں کندھے پر ایک نظر ڈالی اور بے ساختہ بولا :
    اوہ میرے خدا ! اس کا مطلب ہے کہ میری نئی راڈو گھڑی بھی گئی ۔"



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    Default Re: Joke Of The Day 24th October 2013

    Hahahaha Allah toba

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    tauba

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    Teri ankhon uworiginal - Joke Of The Day 24th October 2013

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